New England Republican Toys

Fun (fictional) portrait of commerce/consumerism rhetoric lines for infiltrations into capitalism-roadways intelligence pockets for Western toylands detectives.

An offbeat (fictional) tale of inventions in world-governance for capitalism-ethos, with allusions/references to the pluralism-complexity group known as the IRA, with no specific/commercial ties to any real-world news story or event or body. Thanks for reading (and Happy Memorial Day all), 

DISCLAIMER: This work of creative fiction offers no ties to any representative person(s)/body (e.g., eBay) and all references comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social art (for 'open' translations). 

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MR. AMLAN SATAN: "This expression of media-age access to competition-imagery for net-activity commentary in the West signals a capitalism-interest in treasures/motions/exchanges/malls for pronounced commerce 'bridge' games to James Bond like work with matters like eco-capitalism for securing consumerism as a policy-potential for inter-religious (Catholic-Protestant) dowry in 'troubles' rich Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) for Bostonian (New England) Selfie-dough as Halloween fast approaches for all!"

Mr. Satan really was a sort of James Bond in the West (UK), with eco-capitalism 'IQ' conflict-zone gem smugglers roadways intercepts ('blood-diamonds') for labor/resourcing extraction-corruption nihilism 'theater' in the 21st-Century of incomplete-lines games for commerce media presentation securities for globalism/network rhetoric (for all!). He performed bank raids and road-auto intercepts and was something like a 'Ronin' with Interpol-relation relevance sportsmanship imagery for media/news culture. 'Prince Amlan' decided to procure a New England 'fancy' item, a post-Patriots career Tom Brady legend Buccaneers (American football!) gem worth its weight in team/city migrations 'superstition' for competition/TV culture lines to world-network conversationalism cartoons!

Well, this real life 'James Bond' of cartoons/sports and toylands-treasures found himself mired with Black-and-Tans conversations and 'IQ' in the UK, when a motion of rumored-insured 'blood-diamonds' created street-angst between Catholic/Protestant young men in Belfast (Northern Ireland) concerning affirmative-action unemployment issues angst and fortune/consumerism 'fare' for pre-Xmas street-traffic. It generated quite a 'toylands' buzz about links between money and dowry for commerce in the West!

CRITIC: You swapped Ion-jewelry with replicas in New England.

SATAN: I'm James Bond, not Robin Hood, friend.

CRITIC: Really?

SATAN: Eco-capitalism is warfare affecting pluralism-consumerism, friend.

CRITIC: Really?

SATAN: Without Western commerce 'insurance' for life, we can't govern petrol.

CRITIC: Jewelry?

SATAN: Think it, friend...toylands/treasures 'IQ' for Earth (New England) coaches.

CRITIC: Republican thinking, eh?

SATAN: Facebook-like.

GIRLFRIEND (Ezzy): For me.

SATAN: It's an Irish Republic doll toy for Xmas, darling (ha).

EZZY: Are you part of the IRA now?

SATAN: Only for Individual Retirement Accounts (ha).

EZZY: Worried about Catholic-Protestant toystores in Boston, eh?

SATAN: Who isn't these days (ok)?

EZZY: Good for eBay.

SATAN: Or leviathan (don't worry).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)