Kitana's Realism

Can iconic Outworld warrior-woman Kitana offer Earth-world a new expression for capitalism's doubting-face(s)?

A tribute to the deeply fun characterizations of the 'fantastic' cyber-age warrior-woman Kitana (Mortal Kombat). 

DISCLAIMER: This work of fanfiction/adaptation offers no ties to the referenced franchise of inspiration and all images/references used herein comprise a purely 'personal' expression for social arts (for 'open' criticisms). 

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Kitana, Outworld warrior-princess and defiance-calculator and sometime lover and ally of Raiden, master of electricity, decided to cross into Earth-realm for a 21st-Century (American Homeland) commerce 'bridge' games securities for confidence and traffic-hospitality to challenge the pirates and terrorists destabilizing capitalism 'linked' transit/tourism stability for pluralism politics and consumerism life in general (Facebook-like). Would she triumph?

Kitana became the Earth-world disguised/transformed (American Homeland) New England vigilante-robber named Ezzy and sought to swap some (rumored/insured) conflict-zone gems treasures with replicas for some Western worldly expression of synthetics-dictionaries for Interpol-relations perhaps (video-game style).

AMLAN: Perchance I'm your Outworld lover (Raiden), Ezzy.

EZZY (Kitana): How'd you think I'm from a place called Outworld, hon?

AMLAN: I'm psychic.

EZZY: You're my ally for this Boston-town treasure-swap deed, is all!

AMLAN: Me thinks you're drifting from your master-lover (Raiden).

EZZY: Geez, Earth-Halloween is so...dodecahedron.

AMLAN: Facebook-like (ha).

Wow, Kitana was suddenly in the arms of a new prince, and this man, though not a master of electricity (clearly?) was a master of psychic-powers, and he helped her for that autumn season treasure-swap for conflict-zone gem street-gossip bridge games stretching all the way to the United Kingdom (Facebook-like!).

MERCHANT: We don't want 'sully' with (Ion-company) antiques, friend.

INTERVIEW: The antiques with mod-gems were swapped with premade replicas?

MERCHANT: Keep this quiet, for Xmas-consumerism fast approaches; our Town!

INTERVIEW: Never fear, this is some UK-insurance language for street-rumors.

MERCHANT: Maybe someone who's a rival company (or Interpol-relation?).

INTERVIEW: You're as clean as any other Boston-town consumer-outfit building.

MERCHANT: Thanx so much (farewell).

AMLAN: Before you return to Outworld, keep that Town-antique (and gems!).

EZZY: You're not Raiden.

AMLAN: You're Kitana!

EZZY: What's it matter...this was an illusory-IRA?

AMLAN: So was Bonnie and Clyde (farewell).

EZZY: Facebook-like (eco-dictionary).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)