Three's Company

TV fanfiction of the iconic late-20th Century theater (TV) about inventions in dialogue for shared homeland-design.

A bright post Mother's Day fanfiction of Three's Company (ABC). Thanks so much for reading! 

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Jack, Chrissie, and Janet moved into their new Homeland-Jersey suburbia prototype town-home and made for a shared exchanges experience for Earthling happiness and customs inventiveness as an affable multi-gender trio of incomplete-distances readings for our Selfie-consumerism commentary culture of media-friendly dodecahedrons (Facebook-like!).

JACK: I thinks that Chrissie/Janet shall appreciate this proposal for a shared American Homeland football 'field goal' representation of the complexity of athlete-steroids use for performance-enhancement image in our magazine/Selfie/net culture of life linked faces in sportsmanship windows shattering for the Ego (surely).

CHRISSIE: Why's Jack so ultra-paranoid about (American Homeland) football helmet-songs about athlete (football) steroids performance-enhancement superstitions is beyond the likes of me, but I do suspect he's got some 'nag' feeling about the shape-alterations in the human physique concerning incomplete-lines readings for the Ego (Facebook-like!).

JANET: Performance-enhancement by potions/miracles has been a notion-concept since the advent of skill-networking and competitive 'intelligence' was created for the humankind, and I believe Jack's insistence we create a trio-shared superstitious storyboard about (American Homeland) football steroids performance quotient reflects our Western 'view' for faces in traffic's dodecahedrons (for all)...but I also believe Jack's (simply) paranoid (about goals).

Friends, Jack/Chrissie/Janet went-ahead with their football 'field goal' plan of steroids-superstitions writes on social media and found a nifty Bowl-memoir trophy card for premonitions of competition-for-activity and why skill and enhancements made for an Earthling languages-reading concerning helmets for leviathan (wow). However, their landlord was (equally) stirred.

LANDLORD: You should've selected the Lions-edition for that athlete (rookie!).
TRIO: We're (equally) moved by the Super Bowl (revenue) line, lady!
LANDLORD: No, no, the Lions-edition is more TV-culture (Thanksgiving!).
TRIO: We know there's wits for that, lady...but we wanted a Bowl-humor, see.
LANDLORD: What's so charm about Bowl-predictions; Thanksgiving's constant?
TRIO: We know it's regular to think Thanksgiving-TV, but Bowl-IQ is dialysis.
LANDLORD: You're rather idealistic; I can see that.
TRIO: Perchance we agree that both items (Bowl/Thanksgiving) make bread.
LANDLORD: Fine.
TRIO: Good for brevity (Selfie-bound!).

LANDLORD: Fine.

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)