Pirate Scruffy {End Zone}

Can a real-life pirate-man offer an Earthling expression for capitalism's special fortune-doubts for the Ego?

A modern pirate tale. 

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Pirate Scruffy was descended from real old-sea pirates and was on a blood-diamond intercepts crusade to intercede on the motions of conflict-zone gems from African warlord-zones into the Western world, for preservation 'integrity' concerning commerce-bridge games for street-transit pluralism securities for 'confidence' for inter-religious zones for consumerism shields (e.g., Belfast, Quebec, Los Angeles) and considered this pirate-kingdom 'Selfie-image' for fun and games a special high-art write for that quality of capitalism's mysterious festive-cultural 'imagery' of fortune-dodecahedrons (for the Ego).

INTERVIEW: You planted flares in London Bridge for an eco-green light image.

PIRATE SCRUFFY: With the help of a Catholic housekeeper (Fran), my darling!

INTERVIEW: Why'd we believe that was you, pirate-man?

PIRATE SCRUFFY: Don't you see this language-arts applies to eco-universalism?

INTERVIEW: Old-sea pirate descended modern simplified thief is eco-paranoid!

PIRATE SCRUFFY: London Bridge won't fall down...not for leviathan.
INTERVIEW: Damn (fine).

Pirate Scruffy believed the 21st-Century Earth was chalk-full of street-graffiti superstitions for transit-destabilizations, population-disease control bureaucracy dire-straits, general media-culture leaks for globalism-rhetoric frailty, and eco-capitalism 'apathy' giving-way to bad image for consumerism bookshop 'education' for leviathan. Perchance he viewed the anathema of blood-diamonds with a special skeptical magnets-eye for incomplete-lines readings in the Hell of treasure/insurance outbreaks...eco-leviathan (sure).

GIRLFRIEND (Orange-State resident): Are you a fan of Florida-state football?
PIRATE SCRUFFY: End-zone imagery for graffiti-arts in sports-net fanfare?
GIRLFRIEND: Brady was here (you know).
PIRATE SCRUFFY: I know that...I do like college-competition imagery there.
GIRLFRIEND: Gator-land?
PIRATE SCRUFFY: Sure, hurricanes, alligators, natives, dolphins, you name it!
GIRLFRIEND: Did you really swap bloody-gems with glass-animal toys, Scruffy?
PIRATE SCRUFFY: I used a water-rifle filled with acid; guardsman was drunk.
GIRLFRIEND: He was dancing in front of the video-camera with a cape.
PIRATE SCRUFFY: It was Halloween Day...he thought I was a 'real' pirate.
GIRLFRIEND: Why should I believe that was you behind that insurance-news?
PIRATE SCRUFFY: End-zone 'dowry' for any 'cool' football cheer-human (ha).

GIRLFRIEND: Facebook-like (fine).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)