Mail Order Bride: Orange-State

A portrait of incidence and odd-state conjectures in a mod-Earth realm of incomplete-lines image for vanities in 'socialized' consumption.

A mail-order bride 'culture' faerie-tale. 

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AMLAN: This examination for sports-culture field goals is an immigration-game.

RAKI: Don't over-analyze, pal; our mail-order bride request is all hospitality!

AMLAN: What if some Ukraine escapee appears with a fake-love of Dolphins?

RAKI: Well, we'd introduce such a lady-hawk to the universe of Madden.

AMLAN: Two pals from Dartmouth with Wall-St. earnings and Euro-currency IQ.

RAKI: Mod-politics is life-infused 'dodecahedrons' spiritualism, Amlan man.

AMLAN: Even for closet-case Catholics who just love Notre-Dame NBC-TV?

RAKI: It's a cyber-machinery Earth of fare-distances readings for bread/fruit.

AMLAN: Let's just hope who answers this Orange-State ad is not a terrorist!

RAKI: Thanx (Facebook-like).

Amlan and Raki decided to place a request for Euro-currency life-infused Earth 'religion' and seek mail-order-brides from the West for their new fortunate Orange-State pad where they'd write football stories post-retirement and hoped the ladies who appeared would be the right-stuff reaction messengers for immigration and hospitality in their 21st-Century 'universe' of cyber/social-media faces in nerdist capitalism daydreams (wow).

The person who answered, a young lady from the Urals, happened to be a big-fan of Dolphins field goal tales and moved the two bachelors to entreat her for an Orange-State 'sword-contest' to see whose story-writing was superior for her tastes in Western sportsmanship 'windows' culture and originally had frustrated them into wondering if this contest was wise/ethical (hmmm).

ESMERELDA: I choose Amlan.

RAKI: Why, hon?
AMLAN: I'm more desperate and lonely for oranges and chicken-pie, yes!

ESMERELDA: Raki has to move-out, so we can watch Dolphins alone/together.

RAKI: Damn...immigration closes a different door for an Orange-State man.

AMLAN: Why didn't this classified-bride requisition offer multiple contenders?
ESMERELDA: It's not that convenient of a world for immigration/life, Amlan pal.

RAKI: Yeah, this is an Earth of Nazi-Germany and Chernobyl; we're penny-lucky.

AMLAN: Well, I guess I won, and the new test is if Raki and I remain buddies.

ESMERELDA: That's your (private) immigration-examination dodecahedron, no?

RAKI: A mail-order-bride 'ABCD' for bosom-buddies (wow).

After Amlan and Esmerelda got married, he started suspecting she had some stranger ties to some secret eco-capitalism radical group based in Eastern Europe during the Ukraine-Invasion (damn). Suddenly, our protagonist 'prince' felt like Raki had won the spiritual examination for immigration-storytelling after all and found safer (incomplete) distances to assured hospitality hand-shakes (for the Ego).

RAKI: Why're you watching his depressing football-vanity Charlton Heston film?

AMLAN: I believe Esmerelda's a terrorist, pal.

RAKI: Damn, I won our contest!

AMLAN: Don't mention it...perchance I'll refind Orange-State 'cinema' donuts.

RAKI: For the Ego (don't worry, Amlan man!).

AMLAN: I'll try (Facebook-like).

"Doing well is the result of doing good. That's what capitalism is all about" (Ralph Waldo Emerson). 

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)