Spring-heeled Jack: The Thief Rum

A Story by Abishai100

A 19th-Century old-London street-terrorism 'imp' is reborn into the 21st-Century American Homeland for an underground street-thief 'club' case for dictionaries.

A yearn about fortune and thievery featuring the English street-transit paranoia imp/devil Spring-heeled Jack (old-London lore). Thanks for reading (and Happy V-Day!),

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SPRING-HEELED JACK: "Your honor(s), this case linked with these two diamond-thieves with an eco-vigilantism deed/claim in New England (Boston-town) has the hand-prints of self-made Romanticism and wrought ingenuity with water-guns filled with acid, street-theater company mask/costume entry for media-photos of bank-boxes, and insurance examinations drawing (Interpol-relation?) eyes for smugglers-highways stretching into Brussels sprouts, and it offers me, the reborn street-transit superstition demon, this unique underground crime-club 'procedures' case for a social-media culture personality face of bank-robbery margins...for bureaucracy's art(s)."

Wow, the old-London street-imp and devil of transit-superstitions and paranoia known as Spring-heeled Jack actually was reborn into 21st-Century New England underground crime-case examination procedures (Boston-town) that drew many an office-place inquirer surfing on social-media highways looking for those incomplete-distances 'clues' concerning treasure-insurance magic and darkness and basic rumor/gossip, and it was a low-media bureaucracy-reading for Facebook and YouTube (hmmm).

CLUB-JUDGE: Procedures point to surgery for dangers and values, devil!
SPRING-HEELED JACK: I'm not here to argue the spectacle of anti-celebrity.
JUDGE: What concerns you, devil?
JACK: The two defendants, merry-men of Boston-town, Amlan and Raki.
JUDGE: Surely musketeers for vigilantism-lore in eco-capitalism lancets?
JACK: That's not under review; we're inquiring of the lines of bank-robbery IQ.
JUDGE: Bank robbers have been glorified in world-society's past, devil!
JACK: Correct-o; this vigilantism-minded diamond-heist/swap case is eco-chess!
JUDGE: You mean infused Romanticism through simplified eco-politics.
JACK: The diamonds were (rumored/insured) blood-diamonds, funds for terror!
JUDGE: Piracy/terrorism is documented in the 21st-Century already, devil.
JACK: I know that...Amlan and Raki are simply leaning to celebrity-prestige.
JUDGE: How's that?
JACK: If you're a skilled thief, you're a messenger of possession/displacement.
JUDGE: So, intelligence for thievery, with Romanticism-infused, is celebrity-IQ?
JACK: Correct-o; and that's the message for capitalism stalemates --- weight.
JUDGE: Evil is patient, devil.
JACK: Aha, but the weight of infiltration marks the IQ for fortune-beards.
JUDGE: Sounds like justified Halloween pirate-costume and 'copycat' glamour!

JACK: Your underground crime-inquiry 'club' is pure Boston-town storyboarding.

JUDGE: Maybe...Facebook like (ha).

This was the greatest case in underground New England history, more remarkable arguably than the case of Anne Hutchinson from colonial America, surely. Well, the 19th-Century street-imp (Spring-heeled Jack) found good-reason to mark the case of 'vigilantism' claim for Amlan and Raki, pals from Dartmouth, as a representative Boston-town 'legend' for the machinery and ingenuity behind constructed/erected bureaucracy-readings. Americans did after all appreciate great myths about law and order...and genius!

JUDGE: Amlan/Raki are simply like Sacco and Vanzetti, no?
JACK: Beg to differentiate here, for these two merry-men are inventive soldiers.

JUDGE: Only because of the vigilantism-claim for street-gossip, devil!

JACK: No, no, no --- for Amlan/Raki, bureaucracy's become a cartoon-comedy.

JUDGE: You refer to vigilantism and thievery blended for simple creativity?

JACK: Federalism and banking and treasure-motions can point to rebelliousness!

JUDGE: There's a thin-line but clear one between vigilantism and thievery, devil.

JACK: Perhaps there's a line...but one to cross with the art of uniforms (no?).

JUDGE: Maybe (hmmm).

JUDGE: You cite this bank-teller mock-hostage as extra credit Romanticism now.

JACK: Amlan loves her, honor.

JUDGE: Well...that's surely for review(s), devil!

JACK: It's a weird case...and it's pro-American capitalism imagery, honor.

JUDGE: The best conclusion is that fortune-motions and federalism are weaves.

JACK: Model challenge, honor.

Amlan/Raki were exonerated as Boston-town vigilantes, and Spring-heeled Jack used the street-magic to promote his image as the incarnate of adversarial humor for negotiated street-transit superstitions for lore and legend (wow). To their credit, Amlan really did fall in love with the lovely bank-teller lady who became his 'damsel' in New England, and Raki became an eco-politics 'warrior' trumpeting blood-diamond insurance/examination super visions (wow). Perhaps this would become a (secret) inquiry about the character of democracy (surely).