Champion Dartmouth

A Story by Abishai100

Amlan Satan is a sportswear-trumpeting social-media 'chess-democracy' advocate in the United States...and a messenger of erasure.

A fun 'faerie-tale' about consumerism featuring praise-worthy references to the clothing-company Champion (sportswear), with no real citations of any company/organization direction (of course!).

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Amlan Satan collected various sportswear and fashion-treasure items and toasted his love of sports-themed toys and baseball-themed chess-sets and generally became a capitalism advocate in the post-9/11 era of social-media (e.g., Facebook-chess) commentary regarding citizenry patriotism (ha).

AMLAN SATAN: I've this 'fantastic' Reds-themed checkers board-game/set which reminds me why 'excellence' is my toast.

Particularly, Mr. Satan loved Champion sportswear --- shirts, sweaters, pants, socks, wristbands, you name it. In fact, he even bought some comfy Xmas-Champion homewear for his darling girlfriend ('Ezzy').

EZZY: I've no idea what all this 'capitalism-IQ hypnosis' with Champion-wear has to do with post-9/11 era partriotism.

AMLAN SATAN: Well, despite Ezzy's cool-nonchalance, I'm to admit my Champion-chess lifestyle is all about descent/America!

Well, it'd been a cool-life for Mr. Satan (Amlan!) as he collected/cheered his various Champions-sportswear/flowery, and he felt it reflected his arrows of imagination regarding sportsmanship, since the word 'champion' refers to an undoubted Competition-Victor, and Amlan was a fan of red-and-blue colored teams (Reds, Yankees, Notre-Dame soccer).

EZZY: He's not really a sportsman himself and all he boasts is this rather 'cute' bowling trophy from a school-community!

An Ivy-grad, Amlan Satan liked connecting cool ideations of Western/American capitalism-gear and sportsmanship-media with the 'fashion(s)' of lifestyle-aesthetics, a souvenir of the post-Industrialization age of great consumerism-traffic conscious 'living' dialogue surrounding commercial conversationalism (wow).

DIARY: When Ezzy/I get married, in a beautiful Catholic church in the United States, maybe I'll take her to the World-Series!

This 'Champions'-man of the United States may be the prototype-chess 'diplomat' of what makes capitalism in the post-9/11 era of commerce-bridges to international peace a 'human-thing' of splendor(s)...or doctorate.

THE END

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)