JFK Diamond: Isa-Done

A Story by Abishai100

A parody of airport-intrigue (blood-diamond) involving a 'smarty' James Bond type and two media-stars 'caught' in the news-fire of baron-dread(s).

A James Bond (blood-diamond) parody inspired by Never Say Never Again (Sean Connery). Enjoy (signing off),

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I was at the airport (JFK) when I encountered two Western media-figures who'd figure into my special/covert Interpol-relations office(s) intercept of blood-diamonds from Sierra Leone while they boarded their Qatar flight to the 2022 World Cup event!

JFK: This is a fine institution, and we care 'deeply' about the face of modern traffic amenity/securities for safe-box deposits.

So I grab the arm of one of the two media-figures (Isa) who's being escorted (Qatar) by her media-figure companion (Thomas) and head to the safe-box area where I hand her my key to the safe-box and tell her to inform the guardsman her key ain't working and her complaint 'moves' the star-stuck guardsman at JFK to open the safe-box (for her) which I want (in reality!), the one with the Sierra Leone blood-gems (pirate) owned by the 'evil' Baron Goldfinger.

THOMAS: Where the heck did you disappear, sweets; I'd been waiting for you while looking at the J/K Terminal-digital(s).

ISA: Well, this 'stranger' claiming he needed my 'aid' with a guardsman-stunt for his Interpol-photo work for a diamond story pulled me aside and drew me to do a 'mock-task' for him so he'd generate a media-post about some Sierra Leone 'thing' about airport (J/K) guardsmen deliverance tied to some Baron Goldfinger press-release (or something), sweets.

PRESS-RELEASE (Goldfinger): Those placed gems in the J/F safe-boxes were toy ice-cubes/stones with no known tie to Africa.

INTERPOL: Blood diamond corruption today threatens the world-gem exchange and makes for 'grave' capitalism-woe(s)!

When I board Qatar for the World Cup (myself), I have the stewardess/flight-attendant 'gift' Thomas/Isa a special Vodka-mix I'm 'known' to be an expert in (pear-juice and salt!) and ask her to say, "From a World Cup fan of Argentine (Messi!) diplomacy for the Post!"