The Baroness of Parmalat

A stranger-Sunday at Target (New England) leads to a sort of 'faerie'-revelation about randomized human/social diaries.

A funny tale of serendipity with political 'edge' inspired by The Good German (George Clooney). Thanks for reading, 

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The special Target superstore in New England (Boston) was where the Baroness liked to go shopping, and on one given Sunday, she'd visited there in search of her favorite 'brand' of boxed-milk (Parmalat).

BARONESS: I was indulging in the color-drawings of 'faeries' (tiny flying humanoids of myth with message of omens) for sure.

The Baroness was the grand-daughter of a Nazi Germany official named Karl, and she 'escaped' to the United States after the fall of the Reich and Hitler. She 'grew up' in New England and wanted her special Parmalat 'treat' from Target on that given Sunday and wondered about its price and if it'd depress her after her frivolous/frilly color-drawing of a 'faerie'.

BARONESS: Getting this Target-Parmalat on this given Sunday (me thinks!) makes me feel super-better about my past/IQ.

Inside that Target (New England) store that day, the spiritually-lifted Baroness was wandering around looking for other personal items of space/lifestyle conveniences when she realized that the superstore was about to be 'invaded' by a lunatic who'd give everyone a special 'cheer' about natural paranoia.

This lunatic, Amlan Satan (aka, 'Storm-Shadow') was an ex-operative of an underground blood-diamond operations group called FOH and was now 'on-his-own' trekking around North America in search of 'anarchy' methods of guerrilla politics messaging in the 'streets' of the United States. 'Storm-Shadow' wanted to create a gift-activity for the ideations of the popularity of Parmalat and 'vowed' to take a consumer-hostage who'd 'dreamed' of getting Parmalat that day of 'pseudo-terrorism' dreads.

BARONESS: I'd never forget that given Sunday at Target (Boston) when 'Storm-Shadow' altered my view of my past (Nazi) IQ!

STORM-SHADOW: Why'd you 'seek-out' Parmalat on this 'Sunday' of Target-dance?
BARONESS: I was simply looking for a method of life-memory peace and stability!
STORM-SHADOW: You've presented me your wallet-drawing (color) of a 'faerie'.
BARONESS: Where are we going, stranger?
STORM-SHADOW: I'm driving you to the airport, fine lady!
BARONESS: I'm a descendant of a Nazi official named Karl, stranger.
STORM-SHADOW: You think I knew that (somehow) when I chose you as my Sunday-hostage?
BARONESS: What am I supposed to believe, stranger?
STORM-SHADOW: Nah, I'm merely using you as a media messenger today from Target!

BARONESS: I didn't know 'rogues' today carried messages with private-IQ.
STORM-SHADOW: I'm not a 'bias-man' as you insultingly insinuate, fine lady!

BARONESS: They call me 'Baroness' in Boston.
STORM-SHADOW: Well...miss 'Baroness' of Boston...my agenda is one of diamond-dollar.
BARONESS; Are you stealing my Parmalat box-milk today (too)?
STORM-SHADOW: Nah.
BARONESS: You don't 'mind' you're kidnapping a descendant of a Nazi-official today?
STORM-SHADOW: I'd been only interested in the 'nature' of modern street-guerrilla actions!
BARONESS: So, you definitely don't 'care' who you kidnapped today (Target)?
STORM-SHADOW: I suppose you're right...it was as 'random' as your Parmalat-IQ.
BARONESS: I suppose (in some dosage), we're both...doctoring.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)