American Ninja*

Can a 'covert' force of ninja-heroes rescue princess/son from the maze of the evil Baron?

Signing off with this very fun 'adventure' inspired by American Ninja. Enjoy! 

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Blood-diamond barons flourished in British Columbia but a Cossack unit of trained infiltrators/warriors skilled in ninja-guerrilla tactics called F-IRA were employed covertly to rescue a Danish queen and her son from an estate maze in which the baron placed the hostages for ransom unless someone had the skill to save the frail ones.

F-IRA: Our goal is unitary; to unite in various team-coordinations (men/women) to dive into the baron's estate and destroy!

Now, these Cossack warriors trained in ninja-tactics were living in Boston (USA) as bookshop managers when they'd been called-up by the paramilitary organization in the West known as 'GI Joes' (employed to infiltrate based on their skills of great intelligence-confidence!) and boasted their long/proud traditions and history in the showcasing of circus-like heroics in events as varied as WWII and the Los Angeles Race Riots of 1992.

BARON ION: I've got these two lovelies wandering around my vegetation-maze in my estate and no 'guerrilla' can help them.

PRINCESS MONOKE: I doubt we'll ever get out of here, my goodly son...on our own anyways!
SON (DAMIAN): Don't worry my mummy; I still believe there's a 'sky-force' descending to our rescue (somehow).

That 'sky-force' if F-IRA, and the ninja-unit of guerrilla-infiltrators first dive into the Baron's evil estate/property and then use casted mini-parachute toys containing smoke-release bags which will cause the princess and her son (deep/hidden in the green maze-labyrinth) to cough just enough for the team to hear them and detect their precise location! The smoke is not thick enough, however, to alarm the Baron's guardsmen who're positioned on the 4-corners of the maze of the estate like pigeons.

F-IRA: We're here to rescue you; we've found you; we'll dig a tunnel underground in this maze and burrow out for you!

PRINCESS MONOKE: Thanks so much; you really are a 'terrific' team of heroes...we're so grateful now.

F-IRA: Thanks later; the baron had you trapped and was simply evil; we're your angels!

AMERICAN GAZETTE: Now, Monoke/Damian return to the Ivy League for their intended conference on Euro-monarchy DNA.

'GI JOE': You achieved an 'outstanding' success in the Baron's hideous maze, goodly unit of ninja-folk.

F-IRA: Our Cossack honors and fight-training prepped us for this 'mission' into the 'hellmouth' of dominion-drywall.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)