Springer's IRA

Springer's IRA

A Story by Abishai100
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A real-world James Bond hopes to retire with his Individual Retirement Account fund(s) and work on his robots-toys hobbies for personal down(s).

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A 'James Bond' parody inspired by A Fish Called Wanda (Kevin Kline)! 
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Springer kept some special toys in his treasure-box, a handful of robots from an iconic A.I. fantasy-adventure series, and his favorite was one of his own name, a triple-changer anti-hero Autobot type, affable/wry, who transformed into a helicopter as well as a fighting land-vehicle. Springer considered his collection reflective of democracy rhetoric and antiterrorism symbolism.



SPRINGER: I'm opening an Individual Retirement Account [IRA] to make my assets reflect my treasure-collection(s) security.



Now, Springer was working with blood-diamond infiltrations with Interpol-relations all around Europe (Western civilization) and wanted a way to leave this work and work on his newfound hobby --- painting model-kits of the robot-models which bore his name (Springer), secured wealth with his IRA (individual retirement account) fund(s) stored in Zurich and Brussels.



SPRINGER: These robot(s)-toys will enhance my beryl-emeralds collections and reveal my world-plan to be a sane hobbyist!



Is this man a 'miser' or a simple democracy-defending 'super-cop' seeking a beautiful way to retire and celebrate his life-works with funds invested in toy collections and hobby-kit erections/coloring in Zurich or Auckland. This is a man whose life in intrigue is suddenly 'enhanced' by a conscious fascination with toys/hobbies, but is such an 'escape' from complex James Bond work really feasible? What would Springer say?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

© 2022 Abishai100


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Added on March 21, 2022
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