Belfast IRA: Catholic-Duck(s)

A diorama-tear of Catholic woes for the unemployment subject(s) in Northern Ireland creating Western civilization (UK) drama...and darkness!

A tale about inter-religious coexistence, inspired by The Devil's Own (Brad Pitt), which I hope you'll like. 

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The Republic of Ireland (Catholic) was freed from British rule in the early 20th Century but Northern Ireland was partitioned (officially) and kept as part of the British Empire because of the demographic Protestant population there descended from generations of colonial settlers, leaving a small Irish-Catholic minority there, resulting in continuing forms of resistance against British rule. This led to the formation of Provisional Irish Republican Army (P-IRA) which continued to seek the form(s) of economics-driven rebellion against the United Kingdom for things like affirmative-action employment assistance programs to improve the poverty-conditions for Catholics in Belfast.

The resistance against British rule for Irish-Catholics in Ireland (and Northern Ireland) dates back centuries and leads into the modern era of new factions of the IRA, including the P-IRA and the Real IRA. The newer factions seek sovereignty and economics improvement(s) for the under-class Irish-Catholics in Belfast. The continuing forms of categorized terrorism in Northern Ireland (Belfast) remind world leaders of the long-history of Catholic resistance to British-Protestant rule and the sorts of folklore and fear(s) it's engendered among the Catholics in Belfast, descended from generations of minority Irish in Northern Ireland.

A new world group known loosely as the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA), composed of a multicultural base, recruited from nations as varied as Algeria and New Zealand, includes missionaries, guerrillas, political theorists, and educators, who seek to promote affirmative-action employment assistance programs for the under-class Irish-Catholic minority in Belfast who live under conditions of dissatisfying poverty somewhat under-represented/neglected by modern Parliament.

The new captain of F-IRA is Amlan Satan (code-name: 'Storm-Shadow') who works with blood-diamond infiltrations with Interpol-relations to prevent gem-piracy smuggling from British Columbia into Northern Ireland which could destabilize economics employment programs for young men in Belfast otherwise improving poverty conditions and crime-dilemma(s) in Belfast.

STORM-SHADOW: We're destabilizing gem-piracy as well as striking police-military foot which could 'sanitize' black markets.

Storm-Shadow (F-IRA) is distributing handheld sports (baseball/soccer/football) video-games/toys to Catholic/Protestant kids in 'troubled' Belfast (Northern Ireland) to draw some nice media-lights onto the economics/poverty angst in the UK-area and create some 'stories' in the streets about the value(s) of commerce and consumerism as roads to peace and coexistence driving Catholics and Protestants apart and complicating life in Western civilization.

STORM-SHADOW (Amlan Satan): We're hoisting Irish-Catholic culture/rituals in Belfast for promotion of coexistence vibrance!

While Western civilization attempts to 'light' the pockets of culture-specific ornaments and ethnic sovereignty for many groups of the modern world, including Protestants and Catholics and Muslims, F-IRA is attempting to 'use' such media-lights to create more social street-chat(s) about the value(s) of this multiculturalism in this new era of traffic-driven folklore, consumerism, media, and of course, dance.

F-IRA: We're taking out Catholic kids from Belfast schools in a kidnapping mission during the Coronavirus-quarantine for detention(s); this strategy will create ideas about why Catholic-Protestant coexistence can 'truly' come with the more active form(s) of coexistence/economics agendas previously 'somewhat' neglected by modern Parliament and simultaneously generate more media chat(s) about the role(s) of guerrilla-media in lenses for democracy...and sorcery!

Fortunately, continuing access for inter-religious life and commerce in Northern Ireland (e.g., Belfast Books) in the modern United Kingdom should/could generate more ideas regarding the roles and values of literary education and employment assistance dialogue for improved relations between the Irish-Catholic minority and British-Protestant majority population in Northern Ireland.

The role of the F-IRA in generating support among Catholics in North America and elsewhere outside Northern Ireland (UK) would create more opportunities for religious leaders to address this dampening rift between the two dominant denominations in the world Christian community. After all, Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) affirms that the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' is devoted to affirmative-action employment assistance programs in 'troubled' Belfast (Northern Ireland) for improved life (itself) for all Catholics and Protestants seeking to live alongside each other in safety in this post-9/11 era for Western civilization canons.

STORM-SHADOW: There's helpful 'parallels' between nations like Ireland/India regarding anticolonial economics rhetoric(s)!

For the F-IRA agents like Storm-Shadow, this program for Belfast Catholics may offer the right brand(s) of 'duck-phone(s)' for the sort of diagonal/parallel coexistence Catholic-Protestant economics 'tactics' for the wholly improved life of minorities/majorities in the modern UK, for the agenda of basic democratic storytelling. Should Storm-Shadow (F-IRA) consider this post-9/11 era Catholic-Protestant economics-improvement(s) 'agenda' a thing of poetic magic...or doughnuts?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)