Simon/Simon: Valencia

A Story by Abishai100

The two iconic American detectives are in Valencia to protect a gorgeous club-fan threatened by a modern 'dowry' terrorist!

One more TV-fanfiction homage to the iconic American crime-drama series Simon & Simon, with allusions to the gorgeous 'world-dollars' of media-broadcast soccer (e.g., Champions League). Enjoy!

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Simon and Simon were called to Spain (Valencia) where they'd have to help a gorgeous young Spanish soccer fan from Sweden, a young woman named Isobel who'd been cheering for Valencia's club-soccer team at special stadium-games in Europe which were photographed and posted on the Internet, creating a special cult-fanfare surrounding the idea that beautiful world-soccer fans were 'diplomats' of globalism and antiterrorism. Isobel was 'marked' and targeted and stalked by an North American terrorist named Night-Slasher who wished to subvert this media-age 'spirit' regarding broadcast European sports worldwide and needed to protect Isobel to uphold the modern confetti surrounding media-showcasing of soccer jewelry. This was a valuable sports-linked criminal case for the shrewd American detectives, Simon and Simon.

SIMON: The sports-network coverage of Euro-soccer (Valencia) is quite impressive and draws profits for media.

SIMON: You might see why a gorgeous world-soccer fan (Isobel) would be 'drawn' into this world of modern activity!

Yes, there's so many gorgeous fans now and these days, and the fans are presented in photo-imagery readily available to Internet-surfers wishing to see a 'glimpse' or catch the human spirit of sports (soccer) glitter and hypnosis!

SIMON: We've been working in America in criminal cases, but this Spanish (Valencia) case is good.

SIMON: We need to be sure Isobel isn't created as a 'effigy' for world terrorism in this media-photo era.

Simon and Simon first staked out the entire Valencia 'scene' and wandered around the idyllic Spanish city and took in its flavors/colors to understand perhaps why this modern American terrorist/stalker, given the alias 'Night-Slasher' by the world-press, would be terrorizing this Valencia club-soccer fan (Isobel) in such an iconic European place, a place of great culture, color, cuisine, and customs.

SIMON: The food in Valencia/Spain is so gorgeous, and it's easy to get 'lost' in all this Euro-color, friend.

SIMON: We need to 'absorb' all this modern flavor to understand the psyche and intuition of the evil Night-Slasher!

The two shrewd American detectives, hired personally by the Valencia club-soccer fan Isobel to protect her while she's in the Valencia soccer arenas/forums, Simon and Simon, designed a special traffic and motion detection system or uniformed behavior to predict just how this stalker-terrorist ('Night-Slasher') intended to create media terror by terrorizing Isobel, a diplomat of globalism and security activity in this age of broadcast duties!

SIMON: We'll have to be 'extra' special in this tender case involving Isobel and the Night-Slasher.

SIMON: We'll use our tried-and-true system of 'nerdist' calculations to determine how the stalker is re-casting humanity!

ISOBEL: I'm simply confident that Simon and Simon 'have what it takes' to keep me sane/secure with Valencia.

Simon and Simon agreed that Isobel would be 'marked' during a special rivalry game between Valencia (club-soccer team) and Getafe in the Champions League games, and lo and behold, the Night-Slasher sent a Valencia Post (newspaper) announcement declaring, "I shall kidnap the fair maiden-lady Isobel, a 'true' Valencia fan' during the halftime-show of the anticipated/broadcast Valencia-Getafe game in Spain."

SIMON: We'll pretend we know nothing and follow Isobel as she walks to her parked car after the Getafe game (Spain).

SIMON: The 'Night-Slasher' will pursue her in that parking lot, perhaps costumed as an executive or guard to find Isobel.

However, Isobel got to the special/vaunted Valencia-Getafe game in a Spanish taxi-cab, and the eerie Night-Slasher was indeed there, and he intended to get into the same cab that she took that night after the vaunted Champions League soccer-game, but Simon and Simon were there to 'greet' this modern-day Jack the Ripper!

NIGHT-SLASHER: I think these two American guys/detectives (Simon and Simon) caught me with cognitive intuitions!

In fact, the evil Night-Slasher was trying to get into Isobel's Spanish taxi-cab after the vaunted Valencia-Getafe game wielding toy water-guns filled with corrosive acid. He sought to take her hostage-for-ransom and had the dark scheme to use his twisted 'acid-gun' toys to burn/scar her beautiful fan-face (for reporters)!

SIMON: Valencia club-soccer shall never forget this 'episode' of world-security consciousness...and justice.

SIMON: We're gratefully 'dead' that the fair Isobel is safe and back in security-hands in Europe for the future Valencia game!

A mock-news show (comedy-TV) in the USA (America), narrated by an iconic media-figure named 'Jon Stewart' (famous for his wry comedy about 'synthetic news' in the West) joked, "Isobel is the Barbie-in-bedlam, rescued by the two 'dudes' from American 'dungeons' named Simon and Simon."

There was a late-game 'riot' during this vaunted media-game between Valencia-Getafe (Champions League since this dark terrorist (Night-Slasher) had sent that 'notice' to the Euro-press declaring his unrivaled intention to kidnap the Valencia fan (Isobel)...but such is media.

SIMON: I'm subscribing to a nifty/handy-dandy world-soccer magazine to find this Isobel fan again in a photo.

SIMON: We did a terrific work here, my friend; soccer is saved (again).

ISOBEL: I feel like a sudden 'casted' world-celebrity figure, and I'm now invited into a special sports-magazine photo-project.

The great dragon of modern globalism destabilization is anti-traffic terrorism (e.g., 9/11), and while the 'Night-Slasher' is finally put-away, Simon and Simon continue to vaunt/vanguard this new age imagination about traffic sanity-and-security so Valencia soccer-club fans (Spain) can feel 'free' from the lingering emerged threat of antisocial deformity...and the 'creatures' of distances.