Paribas: French Thief Dollar

A Story by Abishai100

A wily-tale of two French thieves performing a daring Paribas-experiment revealing corrupted baron-detention!

A Euro-heist parody inspired by A Fish Called Wanda.

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Two thieves from Algeria are in France planning a heist of a bank's safe-box containing special bonds/gems/stickers belonging to Baron Goldfinger!

AMLAN: We're two wild-and-crazy-guys from Algeria, man!

MARCUS: We're best pals and we've adopted a lovely French girl named Marie.

The two thieves (Amlan/Marcus) walk into the BNP Paribas bank in France where the Goldfinger safe-box with the bonds/gems/stickers are stored and are eventually routed to Northern Ireland (United Kingdom).

Amlan/Marcus explain to the attending bank-manager they're to open Goldfinger's safe-box to swap the contents with a special Presidential bank-note from Arles (France) for a media news-story about transfers in bank-boxes belonging to famous barons involved in special diamond-sales stories regarding modern French/European detention and the 'stunt' is a prepaid Interpol-relations activity.

They reveal to the single escorting guardsman (Leo) their special French police-theater performance-play prop water-gun they've brought with them for this media 'stunt' involving Goldfinger's precious safe-box is filled with acid and proceed to burn a hole into the safe-box of the baron and switch his contents with 'fakes' hidden in their briefcase and instruct the guardsman (Leo) to tell the press, "Our bank is highly commercial/respected and hence is a 'hub' for great media-distancing."

FRENCH NEWSPAPER: What's certain now is that Goldfinger's safe-boxes (and other baron-hubs) are media-drawn.

AMLAN: This wild and offbeat crime-story should put a real 'sticker' onto baron blood-diamond/piracy-traffic controls!
MARCUS: We've achieved the feat of exposing false/corrupt investor-holdings as signposts for modern Euro-darkness.

The dastardly thief-duo make their way onto a French bus and to the Interpol-relations goods-exchange station before hopping over to Zurich for further account activities/disclosures!

FRENCH POLICEWOMAN: We're on the trail of these two 'scarlets' and intend to reveal all French road-crossing designs.

The unmasked thieves retrieve their darling daughter Marie and head to Holland where they're to be connected to recent commitments to Euro-mail order brides who're ready to entreat the civilization fancy that great 'guys' are just around the corner these days, studious about modern labyrinth dowries.