Desperado: FIRA-Tijuana Distanced

A 'ditto' tale of a deity-pair critiquing intercontinental piracy-capitalism, with one intervening as a mythic desperado!

A blood-diamond vigilante fable inspired by Once Upon a Time in Mexico (Johnny Depp). 

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Medusa and Ares were evaluating the role of modern guerrilla-intelligence operations in human civilization regarding blood-diamond interceptions threatening 'overground' commerce talks in troubled places like Belfast and Tijuana. These two titan-gods of the heavens/underworld wanted to appreciate, as the deities (respectively!) of obsession and war, how to coordinate governance with capitalism troubles on Earth. They'd become 'nerds' of intercontinental blood-diamond crafting.

ARES: I'll transform into a vigilante-desperado named Amlan Satan and bike into Tijuana (Mexico) with a silencer-pistol!

As 'Amlan Satan' (code-name: Storm-Shadow), Ares wandered into blood-diamond and drug-riddled Tijuana (Mexico) in North America to create a special vigilante-desperado mission in the troubled bordertown and went on an insider-info and minion infiltration crusade to switch druglord blood-diamonds heading to Northern Ireland and became a modern-day Zorro, albeit with a certain/special 'dowry' edge!

STORM-SHADOW ('Amlan Satan'): I'll ride my strider-bicycle around Tijuana and blend into the culture wielding my gun.

Now, friends, we all know Tijuana is a bordertown of known journalism regarding blood-diamond/drug traffic now linked to a very prominent/prestigious crime-boss named Cruise. This is a Tijuana (North America) where piracy-gems (from places like Sierra Leone) would complicate sectarian socioeconomics overground reform-talks in the United Kingdom (Northern Ireland) and was therefore a new area of 'intercontinental' depression.

MEDUSA: If my man (Ares) succeeds in this special deus-ex-machina, I'll render him a romance-portrait of maiden-dance.

CRUISE: I won't allow pedestrian/populist protests to stir troubling intrigue for my valued blood-diamond operations now.

This Tijuana crime-boss 'Cruise' was someone no one ever saw in person (none who weren't his Mexican minions in any case!) but rumors flew he's actually a famous Western movie-star and was using his fortunes to invest in piracy-gems in troubled Mexico.

STORM-SHADOW ('Amlan Satan'): I'll switch Cruise blood-diamonds in Tijuana with toy-gems for a media disintegration!

Ares (Storm-Shadow) had recruited guerrilla-intelligence infiltrators from a new world group called FIRA who'd back him up with masks/guns and ride into the Tijuana late-night city-streets in trucks during a drug-lord gang shootout incited by Storm-Shadow on his nifty strider bicycle.

CRUISE: I won't allow this form of interception to deform my amazing underworld operations tied to the Felix diagonal!

TIJUANA NEWSPAPER: The shootout was iconic, and Storm-Shadow and pals outmatched the Cruise dark-army, rescuing kids!

MEDUSA: I think this bodes well for immigration-traffic coming out of the troubled bordertown of Tijuana (Mexico).

Amlan met a gorgeous Irish-Catholic woman in Mexico named Shelbye O'Connor who'd been working alongside a FIRA friends-circle to create blood-diamond journalism and explained to her he'd switched Cruise blood-diamonds with toy-gems to create a special 'dowry' tale, making Shelbye laugh out loud.

ARES (Storm-Shadow): This was a story about human civilization diagonals, and it requires more serious deities.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)