Anaheim Duck-Tales

A 9/11-anniversary 'post-script' about California-dreamin' in this new era of underground diamond dial-tones.

A Cali-tale of blood-diamond courage, ice-hockey patriotism, and a real-life James Bond in the modern world of doctorates (inspired by Sudden Death). Thanks for reading (signing off), 

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Anaheim is a nice place to visit, and Amlan is an Algerian-American ice-hockey player in Anaheim who plays for the mighty Ducks team and has made Anaheim his work-place for diamond-intrigue.

He's co-captain of the 'Foreign Irish Republican Army' (F-IRA), devoted to blood-diamond infiltration-work with Interpol-relations designed to disorient piracy-traffic going into already-challenged Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). This is his James Bond double-life when he's not playing for Ducks ice-hockey in Anaheim. He's a real nerd.

Amlan's coordinated multiple diamond-heists and has to plan one in Anaheim's Bank of America where Baron Goldfinger's holding his piracy Sierra Leone conflict-zone gems ('blood-diamonds') and intends to move them to sectarian-troubled Belfast for exploitative underworld capitalism and piracy-recruiting. Amlan will walk into the Bank of Anaheim in a mask and wielding a toy water-gun, claiming he's a circus-employee of Baron Goldfinger's estate.

He rides to the bank on the day of the blood-diamond heist in his special Anaheim silver bicycle, which he's named the Strider, for this special bank-robbery in California designed to destroy the social prestige of Goldfinger.

When Amlan walks into the bank, he tells the manager he needs safe-box space photos for the Goldfinger street-theater performance about washing 'modern diamonds' in the 'modern market' with water-guns (a symbol-gesture of clean-coal tech and diamond-mining!). The manager has a guardsman escort the costumed/theatrical Amlan to the safe-box area of the bank in Anaheim.

Once inside the safe-box area, the brave Amlan, an Algerian-American who'd studied anticolonial economics in Algeria, and is currently the co-captain of F-IRA (with Interpol-relations), reveals to the guardsman (Leo) his water-gun is filled with acid and instructs him to dance in front of the security-camera as he shoots his 'acid-gun' behind his back to burn open Goldfinger's safe-box and swap his blood-diamonds for toy diamonds in his pocket. He tells Leo to tell the manager, "Interpol is creating real media-theater for Goldfinger's press-response for this prepaid safe-box stunt with 'dowry' intent!" and sneaks out the bathroom window of the bank's restroom/lavatory.

Amlan walks out with $20M worth of Goldfinger blood-diamonds, makes an Interpol-station asset commission/exchange for his Swiss account in Zurich before 'blending into' the Anaheim Halloween parade as one of the costumed theater-performers. Meanwhile, the police/press are now busy dealing with Baron Goldfinger's distant responses.

Amlan straps up for the mighty Ducks ice-hockey game the next day against a rival team and creates three assist-shots leading to scores that help his team in this exhibition match defeat their mighty rivals by a score of 4-3. He tells the press after the game, "Assists in ice-hockey are like 'diamonds' for dowries."

This is really a tall-tale about Anaheim Ducks ice-hockey and not modern blood-diamond paranoia linked to troubled world-areas like Sierra Leone or Northern Ireland (United Kingdom). Part of the advantage of being American in this new era is the sheer comfort of shared/socialized ice-hockey security!

AMLAN: My wife Shelbye attends the Ducks games (ice-hockey), so we feel 'closer' to the Anaheim dance.

In this 20th-anniversary year of 9/11, it's nice to think there's a real 'superhero' of blood-diamond pidgin-work in Anaheim (United States) hoping his F-IRA 'unit' (with Interpol-relations) shall offer Western civilization real inter-religious forms of 'overground' capitalism hygiene for the modern gem-bazaar!

SHELBYE: Working as a fashion-model with Irish-Algerian mixed heritage offers me chances to hype 'duck-phone' fanzines!

AMLAN: I bought this amazing duck-phone at WalMart the other day, and it reminded me of modern capitalism defenses.

Can we end global terrorism-piracy with Anaheim ice-hockey 'duck-phone' democracy, as Amlan the valiant prince has envisioned for himself as a modern-day 'James Bond' of diamond-folklore? Well, at least Western civilization anthropologists won't look back and say, "In the 20th-anniversary year of 9/11, we saw a real 'veil' for piracy denial."

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)