She-Hulk: Northern Ireland Data

A Story by Abishai100

A guerrilla-intelligence agent and cyber-artist uses UK media to cast 'She-Hulk' as a heroine-avatar for inter-religious dishes.

A political nod to the special human symbolism behind the 'organic' super-heroine She-Hulk (Marvel Comics), in a modernism folk-tale about inter-religious diaries. Enjoy!

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Northern Ireland (capital: Belfast) had been troubled by sectarian Catholic-Protestant divisions and terrorism created by socioeconomic disparities between the Irish minority and British majority population (descended/settled from generations of English colonial settlers) following the 'partition' of mainland Catholic Ireland following independence/establishment of Ireland (capital: Dublin) as a Free-State separate from the United Kingdom in the 20th Century.

The various 'volunteers' of the long history of Irish resistance to British colonial rule/settlement in Ireland/Northern Ireland was colored by images and totems of force-team badges and pins designating this religion-culture based opposition to foreign governance, despite the opulence of the majestic British Empire. These pins/badges are history-trophies for advocates and storytellers of the 'Irish question' regarding Catholic sovereignty and commercial happiness in the United Kingdom!

Amlan Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) is a blood-diamond infiltration-agent with Interpol-relations in the United Kingdom who works part-time as a cyber-comics writer/artist and doubles by night as a 'James Bond' of piracy-smuggling interventions/interceptions in sectarian troubled Belfast, where piracy-stones will only complicate poverty/unemployment-induced temptations towards underworld profiteerism, confounding overground negotiations regarding various socioeconomics reform talks between UK Parliament and Sinn Fein regarding affirmative-action employment assistance policies in Northern Ireland favoring the under-class struggling Irish-Catholic minority population which will finally see daylight in this modern environment of sectarianism and wealth-distribution dissatisfaction linked terrorism oriented antisocial sentiments towards the United Kingdom. Storm-Shadow (Amlan Satan) uses UK-media to promote a special Northern Ireland comic book 'avatar' for democracy and capitalism improvement folk-tales and considers himself the 'Mr. Fox' of UK dollars.

STORM-SHADOW: We'll use the avatar She-Hulk in folk-tales of a Belfast gathered team called Foreign Irish Republican Army.

SHE-HULK: We'll use brute-power force-magic to overturn British war-machinery neglecting blood-diamond pirate-smuggling.

STORM-SHADOW: This media/academic 'crusade' in Northern Ireland concerns the future-vision of Catholic-Protestant kids.

Storm-Shadow meanwhile uses a special popular Belfast bookstore in Northern Ireland to market special organic oils designed to hype the consumerism-era notion of lifestyle-infused social coexistence through commercial goods symbolizing the 'shared' experience of organic life in otherwise beautiful-appearance/gorgeous Northern Ireland itself.

STORM-SHADOW: Through media/commerce, we deliver Catholics-Protestants in Belfast a new 'form' of capitalism dowries!

Storm-Shadow is meanwhile coordinating a double bank-heist in Belfast and London involving green-colored 'blood-diamonds' from Sierra Leone belonging to the corrupt Euro-baron Goldfinger.

Storm-Shadow infiltrates both cities bank safe-box areas and sprays the Goldfinger safe-boxes with his toy water-gun smuggled in which is filled with corrosive acid.

He doesn't stop there. He replaces Goldfinger's blood-diamonds from the burnt open safe-boxes with less valuable gems procured from legitimate Northern Ireland jewelry-stores and delivers a note to the press reading, "Goldfinger will have to appraise these placed replacement gems in his safe-boxes to determine the overground profitability to clean diamonds in the modern United Kingdom."

All this media 'jungle' work regarding lifestyle-infused commerce/traffic reform work and guerrilla-intelligence has inspired a toys-and-video-game store owner to commission the shelving/sale of a new war-action video-game simulating the hellish experience of sectarian engagements (e.g., IRA/UVF) in Northern Ireland (United Kingdom), and the toy is a hit among the youngsters of Belfast and is being compared to the cultural marketability/diameter of Grand Theft Auto in the United States!

SHE-HULK: If fashion and capitalism be the drink of globalism drinks, let's adorn ourselves as 'models' of living design!

STORM-SHADOW: We've established a special inter-religious eatery/bistro in Northern Ireland and serve rich spinach-stews.

The goal of course is to wed globalism rhetoric with real commercial action-work designed to create a more 'organic' view of inter-religious life in Western civilization and particularly in sectarian-troubled Northern Ireland (United Kingdom) and therefore draws the attention of a special Greenpeace subgroup from DC intrigued by all this UK diamond.