London Calling: The Thieves of Circus

A fabulous theatrical team of bank robbers in London perform a bizarre robbery sending messages about outrageous...doctoring!

A fun London heist story inspired by Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels (Guy Ritchie). Enjoy! 

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A corrupt London baron's smuggling in terrorism-financing blood-diamonds from Africa, but someone needs to stop this evildoer.

Now, London (UK) is a city of great intrigue and political action capitalism!

The bank-robbers coordinating this special heist call themselves the Rascals and are into Coronavirus-artworks.

They march into the London Bank in masks/costumes and wielding toy water-guns claiming they're part of a circus-act.

The leader of the Rascals requests a new circus account safe-box to deposit their Brussels diamonds, which are fakes.

The Rascals prepared from this London heist by training to present themselves as audacious traffic thespians of the Occult.

Their masks/costumes are as eccentric as they are, and they're to convince the manager their company is Occult-street.

They burst into the bank with their prop-guns and claim it's all a circus-act about diamond-stories and want safe-box access.

The female member of the Rascals is in the bank as a separate customer and wants to walk into the safe-box area with them.

RASCALS: We took $20M worth of terrorism-financing blood-diamonds belonging to the evil baron and left souvenir photos of us in bank-robbery team costumes, with the photos printed on cards with ornate designs made to look like trading-cards that could be distributed to London youngsters interested in modern bank-robbery folk-tales reminiscent of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (the Hole-in-the-Wall-Gang)!

BANK MANAGER: I think we're 'hit' by a wily team of very unusual London pirates with a strange anti-terrorism circus IQ.

The moral of this unusual modern civilization story is of course...never underestimate what magic you find in today's UK.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)