Rupees (India) Heist: American Dragon*

A 'world-agent' attempts a capitalism-detention involving Rupees (India-currency!) in darkened Delhi.

An anti-terrorism 'anthropology homage' to the diarism of the iconic democracy-descriptive Harper's Bazaar (capitalism-dressing). 

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Amlan Satan's an Algerian-American diamond-ninja who's currently in New Delhi working on a special 'Rupees' (Indian-currency!) bearer-bonds heist of a ruthless world capitalism-baron's bank holdings. Amlan Satan (code-name: 'Storm-Shadow') is a big fan of New Delhi (India) street-culture/color!

Can this wily modern capitalism-agent coordinate capitalism-rhetoric with Eastern (Indian) detectives?

SATAN (Amlan): I studied Indian capitalism and attended a special Delhi Maruti car-show.

Satan wants to steal the Rupees bills from the corrupt capitalism-baron Goldfinger, and he thinks this evil baron is immersed in 'blood-diamonds' and terrorism-financing, so Satan has to be resolutely a nerd for this bank robbery.

SATAN: I took an Air India flight from New York to New Delhi for this heist, and the flight experience was modern.

However, the security surrounding the dark baron's Rupees (Indian-currency!) bearer-bonds/bills will be tight and guarded by hired goons working inside the government of India.

SATAN: I want not only the Rupees-bills of this baron but also his blue-sapphire diamond called Vanderbilt!

The busy activities of the Delhi National Bank (DNB) make a challenge for the wily bank-robber Satan (Amlan).

Satan marches into the bank wielding a toy-rifle filled with acid and wearing a theater-costume, in hopes of stealing the millions of Rupees from the Delhi Bank.

SATAN: Rupees (Indian currency) are to modern capitalism what Nazi gold was to post-WWII archaeology!

Satan was distracted previously by an Indian fashion-model named Esha who seduced him into the Eastern world of exotic love, but now, he's focused on the bank-robbery, so he's not thinking deeply about his Indian-love Esha.

"I explain to the bank-manager I'm a circus-acrobat with a toy-store investment in the baron's empire in Delhi."

Satan is escorted nicely into the Delhi Bank's safe-box area where he reveals to the manager/guardsman that his toy-gun is filled with acid and that he has orders from 'Interpol-relations' to extract Rupees-bills and the Vanderbilt-sapphire as well as the bearer-bonds for a special 'India media-report' about the baron's immersion in terrorism-depression.

Satan steals all of the baron's treasures form the iconic Delhi bank and hops onto a subway train and makes it to the airport after making a quick-stop to exchange the Rupees for a private USD Swiss account.

BARON: I hope the Indian authorities investigate why my assets have been linked with terrorism-controversy!

Satan (code-name: Storm-Shadow) flies to Geneva where he begins a toy-enterprise selling authentic antique Indian dance-dolls to the Swiss public and quickly gains street-fame as a modern-day real-life Santa Claus.

SATAN (Amlan): If we're to dispel terrorism-financing in the modern world, we must act as discreet detectives.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)