Argentina Hydro: Laura's Democracy

Two deities go on a special adventure with blood-diamonds, hydroponics, and anti-terrorism medicine!

Another blood-diamond opus, but inspired by the specified Americana-paranoia film Homegrown (Stephen Gyllenhaal). Hope you like it,

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Shiva, god of destruction/meditation, and Saraswati, goddess of learning/music, were courting a secret love-affair after Shiva's supreme goddess-wives (Durga/Kali) both abandoned him for the god Vishnu, god of protection. Shiva/Saraswati decided to go on a special South American civilization adventure on Earth together!

SHIVA: Buenos Aires (Argentina) is a city of magic...and capitalism!

SARASWATI: We need to immerse ourselves in Argentine imagination, darling.

The two deities decided to celebrate the Argentine flair of club-soccer and cheered on the success of the Argentina club team River-Plate during their secret Earth-adventure and explored why Buenos Aires had become a global symbol of socialized imagination!

Shia/Saraswati discovered that Argentina had invested greatly in new era hydroponics (organic!) cannabis flowering and the emergent global market in recreational hallucination storytelling and its access in underground speak-easies and taverns. This was a capitalism-market that paralleled the blood-diamond (warlord-mined gems from Africa/Europe used to fund terrorism!) market!

SHIVA: We'll establish a complete hydro-organics cannabis 'greenhouse' in Buenos Aires.

SARASWATI: Maybe then we can assertate what this whole blood-diamond poison signifies!

Shiva transformed himself into the Algerian-American blood-diamond thief Amlan Satan (code-name: Shadow).

Saraswati transformed herself into a media-celebrity named 'Laura' who's working on pro-modern liberal cinema about organic farming and mineral-mining.

Shiva/Amlan decided to rob a bank in Buenos Aires containing safe-boxes in the vault-room belonging to the corrupt capitalism-baron Goldfinger who's storing his terrorism-financing 'blood-diamonds' for modern media disorientation!

SHIVA/AMLAN/SHADOW: I walk into the Buenos Aires bank with Goldfinger's blood-diamonds disguised as a circus-thespian.

Shiva/Shadow shows his (fake!) diamonds to the bank manager in Buenos Aires and his sample toy water-rifle for his new toy-theater enterprise in Argentina and requests access to the safe-boxes where Goldfinger holds his reputed 'gold-diamonds' for photos for this street-theater. While inside the safe-box area of the vault-room of the Argentine bank, Shiva/Shadow reveals his nifty and handy-dandy toy water-rifle is actually and indeed filled with corrosive acid!

BANK MANAGER: Our Buenos Aires (Argentina) bank is considered the finest financial building in South America.

Shiva/Shadow burns a hole through Goldfinger's safe-box lid-cover and switches his blood-diamonds with the fakes he's brought with him and explains to the escorting bank manager/guardsman that this media-stunt will undermine the 'press-aura' commandeered by the terrorism-linked Euro-baron Goldfinger.

Shiva/Shadow finds a $20 million blue-sapphire in Goldfinger's safe-box and takes it and commands the escorting manager/guardsman to report that this media-heist was performed on behalf of a special and covert Interpol-relations deed oriented towards anti-terrorism financing journalism!

Shiva/Shadow hops onto an Argentine subway with the Goldfinger treasures and swaps the gems for assets for his new private Swiss account which he'll share with Saraswati.

SHIVA: The business of blood-diamond infiltration is nasty and requires modern dodgers, darling.

SARASWATI: They'll remember this deed as an Earth-adventure in comics-daydreams.

BUENOS AIRES BUGLE: Will this strange Goldfinger-stunt/heist reorient pedestrian sentiments with terrorism-detection?

SHIVA: Let's retreat again to the heavenly mountains and make love!

SARASWATI: This was a supreme anti-terrorism dance, my darling.

INTERPOL: The sad truth --- blood-diamond corruption today threatens global diamond-deformity.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)