Alfie's Hess Truck: A Christmas Fable

A cute Cali-kitten receives a special Christmas-in-July gift from his owner/care-giver and learns about magical dollars.

Here's a very nice Christmas-in-July pro-consumerism fable inspired by Cat's Eye (Stephen King). Enjoy! 

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"My name's Alfie. I'm a white cute kitten living in Pasadena, California. I live with my care-giver Amlan Satan, an Interpol-agent working with blood-diamond traffic in North America, a real pirate working for government operations! I'm a young kitten, and we're celebrating Christmas-in-July in Pasadena, and we're decorating the town, and I'm wondering what the gift Satan will buy me for Christmas in July in California."

"My care-giver Satan (Amlan) is a great guy. A young graduate of CalTech who works with grid-securities regarding underground commercial gem exchanges and traffic. He's a brilliant man with blueprints on North American diamond capitalism. He also loves me, his cute white male kitten. However, Satan's lonely."

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond traffic comprises some of the worst threats to modern gem matrix integrity in the world.

"My caregiver Satan likes making drawings of his California (Pasadena) dream-girl Jennie. In fact, he's got drawings of her all around our awesome Pasadena mansion, which is why I'm wondering when he'll finally pop the question to her and give our mansion a great house-mommy."

JENNIE: Satan likes rainbows and naturalism, and I endorse his pursuit of natural beauty in artworks for Cali-life!

"The Pasadena (California) mansion is really nice, and my care-giver Satan (Amlan) put a lot of work into it to construct/erect/design the darn thing. It's a real comfortable place of residence in Cali, and we're going to decorate it nicely for Christmas-in-July this year in the USA."

SATAN: I love Alfie, my cute white kitten, and I know just what to get him for Christmas-in-July.

"Wow. My care-giver Satan got me this awesome Hess gas-station/corporation model utility truck with real working night-lights! It's a great miracle of modern capitalism, and I think Amlan really put thought into the quality of this gift for Christmas in July this year. I know I'll have hours of fun watching it ride around on batteries and with lights around our Xmas tree in Satan's Pasadena mansion."

JENNIE: I love playing with Alfie with his new Hess model-truck, and I take him to the lit-up Hess station so he cheers.

"Christmas-in-July in Pasadena (California) can be a thing of great capitalism dreams. It's a place where Satan might propose to his dream-girl Jennie, and it's where I got to receive this amazing Hess truck-toy for Christmas in July this year. What a story for American detention, right?"

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)