Laurie Strode

An American Robin Hood is obsessed with a dream-girl who detours his imagination but might redirect his very dreams.

This is a fanfiction liberal translation of the iconic horror-film character and antiheroine Laurie Strode (Halloween), presented through the imagination lens of diligence rather than dementia! Hope you like it (signing off), 

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San Diego is a place of great plural traffic in the USA. It's also the site of our unusual tale of a destined American vigilante who has a strange vision of a ghost-girl named Laurie Strode, driving him mad. However, he must conquer some political strife in lit up San Diego before he comes to a full resolution about mystical thoughts in this great American place.

The crossbow-wielding vigilante is Amlan Satan, a bank-robber who steals diamonds in California belonging to corrupt North American capitalism-barons hiding their smuggled blood-diamonds of 'conflict gems' (warlord-mined diamonds from South Africa used to fund terrorism and endorse by modern corrupt barons such as Emil Kuyt). Amlan has been performing heists of baron blood-diamonds to remove their influence in the modern North American diamond matrix, and he's on the trail of Emil Kuyt in San Diego!

Amlan has a vision of an immaculately gorgeous young American woman named Laurie Strode after one of his diamond-heists during which time he's at a gas-station restroom area trying to get an iPhone signal! Amlan Satan spots the vision of Laurie Strode smoking a cigarette in the men's room, after she's done her #2-business, since the women's room is locked/condemned. He finds her sassy and smart and attractive, and she kisses him passionately in that station-bathroom and promises they'll cross paths again but for now must part ways sadly.

AMLAN SATAN: I know I have to focus on my blood-diamond vigilante work in San Diego now, but Laurie Strode is my dream!

During that heist before which Satan (Amlan) met Laurie Strode in the station-restroom, he lifted Emil Kuyt's blood diamonds from a safe-box in a San Diego bank disguised as a toy merchant with a signed 'permission-slip' describing his right to take iPhone 'Polaroids' of Kuyt's Belgian gems, under the supervision of a monitoring manager and guardsman. While the thief is taking the photos, he's distracting the manager/guardsman with his nifty water-gun set which is filled with corrosive acid, claiming to the manager/guardsman that the gun is a prop for a play he's attending that very night with Kuyt. While the manager/guardsman are playing with Satan's acid-guns, the thief swaps Kuyt's blood-diamonds for the fake ones hidden in the lining of his scarf-headgear and makes off with the $20 million stones, which would otherwise have been used to finance terrorism in North America! What a story!

Satan (Amlan) is heralded in the San Diego news as a modern-day Robin Hood vigilante of diamond-integrity restoration in North America, since after all Baron Kuyt, who's been reputed to be a notorious blood-diamond smuggler in California, is now smeared in the press as something of a small pun! Amlan Satan gives himself the new thief-alias 'Sparrow' for his 'bird-like' telepathy. It was after this costumed theatrical diamond heist that Satan visited the gas-station in which he met Laurie Strode who saw him in this awful disguise at first.

Amlan had to impress Laurie Strode in the bathroom that night with a translated folk-tale rendition of his use of water-guns for his baron blood-diamond heist in lit up San Diego. He wanted to impress her as the thief 'Sparrow' and hoped she'd find him to be something of a Robin Hood. However, during this boasting session in the station-bathroom, Satan (Amlan) realizes he's slowly going mad over Laurie Strode and forgetting about his vigilante Robin Hood life as a blood-diamond interceptor in California! That's irony.

Two weeks later, after Sparrow (Satan/Amlan) has become something of a local underground Robin Hood 'celebrity' in modern California, he encounters Laurie Strode again, who this time is standing on the side of a road with some apparent American friends. She signals to Satan (Amlan) when she recognizes him driving in his Saab car, and he gets out to take a group-photo of her with her new American friends. One of her friends jokes to Amlan Satan that they'd just ironically met the gorgeous Laurie Strode, who's wearing black pants today instead of white.

SPARROW (Amlan Satan): Blood-diamond hellfire in South Africa is evil, and Laurie Strode's memory drives me mad now.

Amlan is then at a St. John's basketball game against UCSB and he spots Laurie Strode in the audience, and he realizes that he's hopelessly in love now. He wants to leave behind his Robin Hood life and embrace a married life with this seemingly perfect American girl. How will he find a way to leave behind his live of piracy and embrace a cultural life of normal joys?

Amlan goes mad with this frustrating imagination and ultimately snaps and decides to give up blood-diamond work and frantically drives around San Diego at various times in search of his dream-girl Laurie Strode. He spots her finally one day giving a substitute-lecture at a San Diego high-school about safe-sex. She's wearing white pants again that day. He has to take a phot of her.

The photo Satan (Amlan) took that day of Laurie Strode in that high-school classroom doesn't turn up! In fact, it's as if she wasn't even in that classroom, and Amlan has to conclude the students were just sitting there waiting for their actual teacher to arrive when he took a sneak-photo of Laurie Strode through the school window! Amlan now knows that Laurie Strode's actually a ghost. He wonders what he'll do now. This is the least of his worries suddenly when his car breaks down and he has to task a local house-resident for use of his telephone. While Amlan is using the telephone, carrying his usual duffel-bag holding his vigilantism-crossbow, the house-resident reappears as a masked lunatic killer named 'Leatherface' and claims he's going to eat Amlan Satan! Amlan realizes the psycho's phone isn't working either, and he quickly grabs the crossbow in his duffel-bag and shoots the brutish maniac twice in the neck, rendering him thankfully deceased!

AMLAN SATAN ('SPARROW'): I've done it all now; I've been a real vigilante; however, I'm more haunted by Laurie Strode now.

What will become of this most unusual American vigilante Sparrow (Amlan Satan) after this very strange encounter with a real 'ghost-girl' (Laurie Strode)? Will he simply give up his obsession and continue his Robin Hood life? Will this experience turn him into some kind of despondent dreamer? This is a real American story!

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