Batmen: Red Hood Southwest

The Batmen are twins who downsize the outlaw Red Hood Gang in a Southwest street game of blood-diamond dowries.

A blood-diamond vigilantism vignette inspired by the fun film Plunkett & Macleane. Enjoy! 

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Blood-diamond traffic was stretching all the way from Africa into North America, because of capitalism-baron funding, and these warlord-mined 'conflict gems' were financing terrorism. The American Southwest particularly and West had many banks holding blood-diamonds owned by these ruthless North American barons. Meanwhile, two different thief-teams arose to exploit this lawless land of diamond darkness.

The city of Los Angeles was filled with much diamond merchandising, and blood-diamond traffic was threatening the integrity of the gem market and worrying merchants/consumers who had the challenge of sorting our conflict-gems from clean diamonds in this new era.

RED HOOD GANG: We're a team of expert diamond pirates intending to upend all this blood-diamond savvy in America.

There was another team of diamond thieves unconnected to the nefarious and deadly street Red Hood Gang. This second team was comprised of just two Algerian-Americans, twin brothers who'd worked with Interpol agencies to rid the continent of dangerous blood-diamond traffic. These Robin Hood like thieves were none other than Amlan and Isaac Satan who're involved in the recent heist of the capitalism-baron Emil Kuyt's heist of African gems in Nevada. The Satans (Amlan/Isaac) called themselves the Batmen.

BATMEN: Like comic book superheroes, we'll also subvert blood-diamond baron influence but with nonviolence savvy!

The Batmen became popular among youngsters in the Southwest who'd likened them to the comic book Batmen (DC Comics). Suddenly, blood-diamond subversion was not as terrifying as the brand delivered by the nefarious Red Hood Gang. The Batmen were men of great diligence and self-control!

BATMEN: We studied at Dartmouth-CalTech and are familiar with the studious face of capitalism highways in America.

THE POST: We hope there's less blood-diamond related terrorism in our beloved continent of consumerism splendor.

It was rumored that the Batmen were dating two American professional women in the Southwest, a bank lawyer and an airlines stewardess. The Batmen wanted to keep these two women safe and immune and clear of all this new era blood-diamond mess and allow them to continue to serve in the USA as simple capitalism angels.

THE POST: We care about what today's youngsters learn about blood-diamond darkness on the modern Internet.

The Batmen intercepted a key blood-diamond heist of baron Emil Kuyt's African and Belgian gems from an LA bank in the summer of 2020. They stepped into the LA bank and declared themselves as government operatives requiring a photo-session access to Kuyt's gems while under supervision. While taking the photos, the Batmen/Satans switched Kuyt's blood-diamonds with fakes hidden in their shoes. These were the fake treasures the Red Hood Gang ended up stealing that day some time later thinking they're only lifting capitalism-baron bounties.

We want kids to go to Toys 'R Us and parents to go to Kay stores without thinking that capitalism toys/treasures are being sullied by new era foreign terrorism and warlord activity, right?

BATMEN: We'll spread the good Robin Hood word that blood-diamond infiltration promotes youthful vigilance.

RED HOOD GANG: Your idealism will fail to deliver America the right dose of educational fielding.

BATMEN: We shall see.

INTERPOL: If blood-diamond vigilance becomes worldwide, we can seriously contain this modern ditch problem!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)