Five Element Ninjas!

FEN is sent to the Derby (Kentucky) to perform a valuable blood-diamond anti-terrorism dance!

A fantasy-adventure short inspired by the great martial arts films of yesteryear, like the iconic if graphic Five Elements Ninjas. Enjoy (and stay safe!), 

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The Five Element Ninjas (FEN) were in the USA investigating blood-diamond traffic used to finance terrorism around the modern globe! FEN was using modernized methods to disseminate images of fertile democracy on a planet overrun by capitalism corruption.

FEN: We've studied at the finest Academy, and we're prepared to work as infiltration agents in Kentucky.

FEN was comprised of five underground super-ninjas. Two of them were twin brothers, Amlan/Isaac Satan.

The one trait all the ninjas of FEN shared was that they're extraordinary thieves, pirates, bank-robbers, and diamond-burglars. They've taken bearer-bonds from Euro-barons immersed in terrorism for Interpol, but now they're on a special blood-diamond case in Kentucky (USA)!

FEN: We'll be intercepting an armored truck headed to the Kentucky Derby holding Baron Kuyt's blood-diamonds.

The getaway specialist of FEN is none other than John Stewart, an American pseudo-journalist now working undercover to deliver fortune-relief to groups like UNICEF threatened by terrorist-traffic in Africa connected to conflict-gem mining!

JOHN: I'll be driving up along the bikes of the other ninjas after they've lifted the Kuyt-gems from the armored truck!

AMLAN: We have to be sure this intercession on blood-diamond traffic in North America doesn't disrupt normal journalism.

INTERPOL: Blood-diamond highways threaten the viable integrity of the modern global diamond matrix...and capitalism!

ISAAC: I just want to get home to  my gorgeous Algerian-American girl, Elka Pointe, who detests all this terrorism study.

FEN was descended from Asiatic Eastern Europeans, Cossacks, and Algerians connected to migrating ninja-clans excommunicated from China during the great Japanese conflict.

FEN: We stand for the values of capitalism-defense in a post-9/11 world shocked by the horrors of terrorism.

It had been known for some time that blood-diamond traffic stretched into Kentucky because of the Kentucky Derby. That's why FEN was assigned to the Derby for this blood-diamond intercession of Baron Kuyt's conflict-gems in 2020, during the Coronavirus quarantine early period.

WHO: We care about the distribution of world-health dialogue in these times of capitalism-stress and quarantine work.

AMLAN: I have to wonder what my girlfriend would make of all this new era capitalism ninja-work!

The financing enemy behind all this Kentucky Derby blood-diamond corruption was Axe-Zorin, rumored to be tied to the terrorist organization Cobra!

ZORIN: The Derby has become a tradition for capitalism vanities...and American magazines swallow this as profit-couture.

FEN ninjas worked to intercept the Baron Kuyt blood-diamonds and then dealt with Axe-Zorin's assigned minions dressed in official army gear, pretending to be defenders of the American ideal at the Derby. However, FEN member John, dressed in costume-gear, stopped the sniper-member of these army-masqueraders with a swift ground-blow with stars and knives!

FEN took an American princess as hostage after lifting the Kuyt gems from the Derby that year, and they delivered her to the Post in a paper-bag mask, claiming she'd been educated in the dangers of anti-capitalism terrorism. Baron Kuyt was infuriated, since this princess happened to be his niece Sandy.

KUYT: I'm sending my gargoyle 'Leatherface' to hunt down these 'Five Element Ninjas' and decapitate them singly!

FEN: We won't stop this new blood-diamond crusade until 'Leatherface' is delivered in a box to Interpol.

Will FEN succeed in this very important modern task? Will Amlan get to go home to his beloved sexy girlfriend? Will Baron Kuyt's reign of blood-diamond terrorism finally come to its desired end? Stay tuned.

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