Chlorophyll Pills: The Emerald Pirate!

A Story by Abishai100

An inventive American vigilante creates a special emerald-heist in New York representing modern eco-diets.

A vigilante fairy-tale citing She-Hulk (DC Comics), a new age fable about inventive...divinity! Enjoy,

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New York was a den of great commercial ambitions, and it's the site of our story of a modern naturalism pirate named Amlan who'd become something of a Peter Pan in the modern world. Amlan wanted to steal a natural emerald from a New York bank to make a special eco-message about the value of green magic, of emeralds and chlorophyll, and of natural green spirit. This is what New York needed after 9/11.

AMLAN: This emerald-heist will signal a new era for eco-politics, since it'll bring a sign for green magic and dance!

Amlan got into his special green-hero costume/disguise and called himself the Green Emerald Pirate (GEP). This was his way to spread the words of previous eco-philosophers like Edward Abbey. He wanted to heist the emerald taken from a natural area on Earth and stored in a safe-box in a New York bank, owned by a corrupt capitalism-baron named Norm Kuyt!

AMLAN: I myself take natural Chlorophyll-pills daily, to give my body a needed boost of needed natural organic divinity.

Now, it seemed this Green Emerald Pirate (GEP), or Amlan, was naturally a lunatic. However, the emeralds he sought to steal from the corrupt capitalism-baron from the New York baron Norm Kuyt were no loony-tunes. These were great gems of value mined from the Earth and representing real eco-magic! This is why many considered the GEP (Green Emerald Pirate) a real-life eco-superhero. Would he find a way to make this heist smooth...and divine?

AMLAN: I'm walking to the New York bank off a Peter-Pan bus dressed as a modern-day eco-radical, and it'll be super!

The servicing supervising bank manager that day was none other than the attractive Shelbye Satan, an Algerian-American finance wizard who helped these corrupt capitalism-barons like Norm Kuyt move in serious gems and minerals into major American banks like the one the GEP (Green Emerald Pirate) sought to rob.

Amlan's favorite eco-character from comic books was none other than She-Hulk. This non-environmentalism related superheroine was nevertheless a supreme messenger of the value of natural body humility required to temper our modern ambitions about chemically-enhanced fortunes, wealth, and strength ravenousness.

Amlan (Green Emerald Pirate) walked into the New York Bank dressed as an eco-radical, claiming he sought to take Polaroids of Norm Kuyt's green emeralds in his safe-box for the city newspaper, escorted by the bank manager and a guardsman who'd help him create this special eco-political fortune message for modern media. The manager/guardsman realized this strange pirate in the bank was something of a political or religious crusader and allowed him to photo Kuyt's gems under supervision, armed.

Once Amlan (Green Emerald Pirate) was in the safe-box area with Kuyt's green emeralds and with the escorting single manager/guardsman, he pulled out a toy water-gun, plastic, and revealed it was filled with corrosive HCL acid mixed with chlorophyll! He wanted the manager/guardsman that if he's deterred from this heist of Kuyt's emeralds, he'd spray the gems with the acid, creating a serious media panic about eco-protests! The manager didn't want this sort of social scandal, especially since new investigations surfaced in the city news suggesting Baron Kuyt was immersed in forms of terrorism in Europe. The Green Emerald Pirate walked out with Kuyt's magical green emeralds and hopped onto a Peter-Pan bus headed to D.C.

When Amlan (Green Emerald Pirate) reached D.C., he joined with his biochemistry ally Jeffrey Sargent and created a series of online real-time live experiments involving the deterioration of chlorophyll when mixed with deadly manmade gases, a media statement about the ugliness of modern environmental deterioration. No one would now connect this eco-philosopher with any kind of capitalism piracy or the emerald-heist in NYC, and meanwhile, Baron Kuyt would be exposed as a hideous Earth profiteer! This was advanced vigilantism in the USA.

NY TIMES: We believe this 'Green Emerald Pirate' is like a Pink Panther for eco-dialogue in the modern city, and we like it.

You can get involved in forms of modern eco-politics through modern media as well. Contact your local politicians through indoor email during this trying Coronavirus tribulation, and ask him/her what he/she thinks about the 'natural face' of new age American eco-conservation doctoring. After all, maybe we all need some more Ginseng-Tea or Chlorophyll-Pills like the ones Green Emerald Pirate takes for his political nutrition-diet, to remind us all that lifestyle integration doesn't have to be capitalism-corrupted! God bless eco-dollars.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)