Robbery: Chicago Ex-Men

A Story by Abishai100

The Shadow pirates perform a blood-diamond heist of an armored truck in front of the Chicago Reserve and make for distance.

One more blood-diamond heist story, but with a special romantic twist! Hope you like it,

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The city of Chicago is the home of the Bears, the Blackhawks, the Bulls, and the once Black Sox. This is the place where great dreams are made in America. It's also the site of an immaculate heist story involving blood-diamonds from South Africa!

The pirate protagonists are a trio of thieves known as Shadow. They're to intercept an armored truck riding to the Chicago Reserve Bank on a Friday morning carrying blood-diamonds belonging to the British Columbian baron Norm Kuyt who's smuggling gems from Africa/Europe. Shadow pirates are scheming to intercept the truck in masks and costumes and use a special kind of gun for this modern Chicago heist story!

One of the trio is to ride the subway and meet with the other two team-mates who drive up to the armored truck in a red Cadillac. This third member is to first stop the truck to ask for directions, right before the other two drive up to steal the diamonds, forcing this third fake citizen to flee in terror. This same third member will put on a paper-bag mask and rob a bank down the street and then place a press statement without mask about the strange Cadillac thieves robbing the armored truck. The barrage of imagery will confuse the police into thinking there's no connection that day between the truck heist and blood-diamond traffic in Chicago!

When this third team-member pirate of Shadow, Chris Evans does his job, the other two prepare to drive up to the armored truck carrying the Kuyt blood-diamonds and steal the gems using a special gun, an acid-gun. Follow along!

ISAAC: As leader of Shadow, I intend to trade the Kuyt blood-diamonds for cash for a new Swiss account for a Hawaii trip.

On the week before the heist, Shadow pirate leader Isaac discovers that the teller at the Chicago Reserve is a gorgeous Greek woman named Nicoletta whom he's fallen hopelessly in love with and insists he take her to a showing of Phantom of the Opera on the night before the diamond heist. They made love that night, but Isaac wasn't at all disoriented!

On the day of the diamond heist in the Windy City of Chicago, the funny Shadow pirates do their jobs perfectly, and the ensuing Chicago Sun news story reads about two seemingly disconnected heists on that same day, and the baron Kuyt doesn't believe there's any real lead to his corrupt blood-diamond highway to Africa/Europe. Meanwhile, the Shadow pirates have managed to take Nicoletta with them to Hawaii after this daring procedure in Chicago.

CHICAGO POLICE: We discovered the abandoned Cadillac some distance away from the armored truck after the heist!

ISAAC: Our acid-gun was just a toy water-gun fitted with a glass tube inside containing corrosive hydrochoric-acid.

CHICAGO POLICE: We're doing everything to ensure that these two heists on the same day are investigated fully.

The 'acid-gun' used by Shadow pirates is perhaps a testament to new age tools used by pros to crack open the most sturdy of modern professional boxes...and vehicles.

FBI: The discovered 'acid-gun' was fitted with some glass inner-tubing capable of holding that corrosive acid!

Afterwards, Isaac the leader of Shadow takes a funny Halloween pirate photo for the local Hawaii surfing magazine for his now-wife Nicoletta. His Chicago gal remarks that he looks like a modern-day Billy the Kid or something!

Isaac purchases for Nicoletta a fantastic painting of two people making great love on the beach. This is a sign of his love for her and his commitment to leave behind his past life of incredibly dangerous blood-diamond infiltration and capital-baron depression.