Thief (Comics)!

Hornet and Casey Jones are rogue vigilante-thieves working against blood-diamond warlord dances in global depression.

A comics approach to heist and thief-vigilante storytelling...enjoy! 

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Hornet is a thief. She's a slick vigilante-thief who steals blood diamonds from corrupt barons hiding in North America and storing their bloody stones from South African warlord hands financing terrorism and fascist regimes in the new world. Hornet wants to destroy this baron grip in the world by heisting these baron blood diamonds from banks and safe-boxes around America.

HORNET: I love America and the great city and the great banks of America and they should be kept clean and innocent.

Hornet's real named is Laura Palmer. She graduated from Dartmouth with a degree in psychology and literature. She traveled to Nepal before becoming an American superheroine, a vigilante-girl in the city. She robs from these foreign and domestic barons mired in blood diamond hellmouth. To Laura Palmer (Hornet), the modern evil blood diamond traffic is like a proverbial gold dragon of greed and selfishness.

HORNET: This country has a rich history of balancing piracy and profiteerism with socialized welfare, which is what endures.

Hornet doesn't want to see the global blood diamond highway become 10x worse than the wild Gold Rush madness of the Old West in the USA, when lawmen were hired to deal with lawless prospectors and drunk gold-diggers in makeshift towns of taverns. The diamond is a rich mineral and wondrous stone, and Hornet (Laura Palmer) cares about their significant enrichment as sacred items in capitalism theory!

HORNET: We have a great tradition of celebrating great capitalism and patriotism in storytelling, and we'll do the same now!

Hey, there's no reason blood diamond hell can only result in endless paranoia and gem sullying for depression merchants! We can indeed rely on the imaginarium of the vigilante-girl Hornet (Laura Palmer) to create the real work in new era treasure movements in cities like Boston, LA, and of course, NY. This is a toy store in America.

Hornet is now allied to the Algerian-American thief-vigilante Casey Jones, who's also worked to subvert the influences of corrupt barons tied to South African warlords in Eastern Europe mostly. Casey Jones has experience doing spy-work in the Russian underground and with ex-Chechnyan rebels defying new world capitalism theory. Casey's a nerdist of treasure safeguarding.

CASEY JONES: I've robbed many banks with treasures belonging to these horrid barons, and I'm helping Hornet now too!

Casey Jones plans to do a special bank robbery job with Hornet (Laura Palmer) now in Frankfurt (Germany), where the two will intercept an armored truck shipment of African diamonds from warlord hands and redirect them to known areas of the Berlin underground where they'd be cleaned with normally mined diamonds so as to not end up in the hands of helpless and unknowing gem merchants in American stores and jewelry stores. Casey Jones and Hornet intend to ride up to the armored 'brinks' truck in disguises posing as Interpol dogs!

HORNET: We'll use sedative arrows in Russia to destroy vampire lairs.

CASEY JONES: Yeah, these vampire cults are blood-diamond havens for the warlords.

HORNET: This is a crusade to end fascist regime financing in modern panic-zones, right?
CASEY JONES: We can't fail!

Support your local thief-vigilante in their local blood-diamond control mission and Interpol initiatives! This is a story of great socialized mobilization, and we must not fail in our support of these underground dancers!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)