Laura Palmer's NHL Team: Robin Hood!

A sports fable about blood diamonds, new management, and modern American detours!

One extra sports-fable, involving blood diamond inquiry and American danger! Enjoy, 

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The Jersey Devils were a proud NHL ice-hockey team purchased by the newly crowned Princeton businesswoman Laura Palmer.

The star of the Devils, Amlan Satan, an Algerian-American, wasn't a big fan of Laura Palmer and had his own visions of what he wanted a life and career with the NHL Devils to be, and in fact, was planning a Robin Hood heist of a Jersey baron's blood diamonds from Edison.

LAURA PALMER: I care about the Devils and want them to flower as a team diadem of modern sports theater!

Amlan walked into a certain bank in Edison with a safe-box holding the blood diamonds from Antwerp belonging to the Jersey baron Ben Kuyt. Amlan took the blood diamonds using a laser-cutter after convincing the guardsman and manager that he was sent by Interpol to look at safe-boxes all over New Jersey under the deep-cover of terrorism pretense. The bank didn't want any media trouble with Baron Kuyt and allowed Amlan to do his masked labor.

Amlan Satan then sent an anonymous post to the Jersey Gazette which read, "The New Jersey sports fans want great Devils (NHL) games and don't want trouble or waves in the network from modern barons making blood diamond in-roads into North America, which is why we urge Devils fans to investigate levels of participation of politicians who claim to be Devils fans in the modern American gem market dialogue."

Suddenly, New Jersey and the Devils became a blood-diamond infiltration sideshow, and no one wanted to interfere with work that could possibly link to Interpol bodies as far as Africa and Europe. Blood diamonds were after all linked to warlord activity and were sure signs of anarchy and hellmouth. That's why the bank in Edison Amlan robbed became an institutional symbol of modern continental democracy.

NJ POLICE: If this Satan really is a Robin Hood, we don't want media panic created by social fears about diamond swaps.

Meanwhile, Satan and his Devils were flourishing in the NHL, having reached the top of their division and ringing the hearts and bodies of fans across the USA. Leo DiCaprio, Hollywood movie-star was busy making a controversial film about blood diamond traffic. This was American media at its best. Capitalism always generates great human dances!

NJ POLICE: Diamond merchants don't want panic created by rumors of blood diamond sullying linked to African warlords.

However this bizarre story turned out, what was certain was that continental blood diamond motion would be forever wed to a civics management of serious American disease...and sports!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)