Red Hood: ScotiaBank!

A Story by Abishai100

A team of modern pirates called Red Hood seek a heist of a baron's ruby in Nova Scotia to subvert blood-diamond diaries.

One last blood-diamond opus, featuring an inspired team modeled loosely by DC Comics' Red Hood Gang which reminds us all that while crime never pays, it certainly generates all kinds of modernism dilemmas! Enjoy,

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A trio of bank robbers had looted a luxurious Swiss institution and then fled to Nova Scotia. Their Swiss heist made global headlines, since Swiss banks are renowned for their political securities!

The leader of the bank robbing team, known as the Red Hood, is Isaac Satan. He's now planning a bank heist of a million-dollar ruby from a Nova Scotia bank.

Isaac grew up in Algeria and met his two team-mates in Madrid, Spain. They're in Nova Scotia, since the bank there is housing the expensive ruby belonging to a Dutch warlord named Danny Kuyt. Nova Scotia is very unusual.

ISAAC: I like art about daydreams and damsels, and we believe Red Hood stands for values-driven piracy.

The Red Hood gang plots to walk into the Nova Scotia bank carrying red water-pistols, toys, filled with corrosive HCL acid! The guns are fitted with a protective inner glass tube which can contain the potent acid itself. The Red Hood gang intends to use the acid-guns to burn a hole through the safe-box of the baron Kuyt which contains the luxurious ruby.

ISAAC: My team and I like collecting and promoting photos of models in Europe to hype capitalism flowery!

Isaac's girlfriend is an Algerian fashion-model who makes statements in the media against the circulation of blood diamond marketing and is therefore an associate of the movie-star Leo DiCaprio who made a film about these dangerous gem trades stemming from South Africa. Isaac's girlfriend has no idea Red Hood gang intends to steal baron Kuyt's luxurious ruby from Nova Scotia bank.

The Red Hood gang intends to present themselves as Interpol defectors who seek access into the safe-box area and if denied will set off an explosive in the nearby river and claim in the press that baron Kuyt who's a customer at the bank is somehow linked to the terrorism. The bank doesn't want bad press and therefore allows Red Hood access into the safe-box area.

The second team member of Red Hood is Greek ex-CIA Fritos Vardalos who's worked on some amateur student films about bank robbery in Europe before teaming up with Isaac and the third member to conduct actual bank heists.

The final member is German artist Fred Wassel who's a big fan of cinema and hopes the Red Hood robberies will inspire a series of provocative piracy or bandit films meant to detract attention away from the nefarious warlord driven blood diamond matrix which has been tied to both terrorism and fascist regimes!

The Red Hood gang procure the baron's ruby and flee the bank and crawl through the sewer tunnels and onto a waiting escape-boat.

However, all's not well in this escape-plan. The Nova Scotian fiery policewoman Hannah Barbera intends to track and stalk and capture the elusive Red Hood gang and believes their leader is some kind of ex-journalist. Officer Barbera intends to use all her feminine charms and powers and magic to apprehend this pirate-team before they become celebrities!

Red Hood escapes onto a waiting speed-boat and flee to Switzerland where they trade their ruby in the underground for cash in their new bank account! Isaac reunites with his girlfriend and seeks to retire with her in Geneva. Thankfully, the speed-boat was the right getaway that day in Nova Scotia and didn't freeze on the scurrying pirates!

NOVA SCOTIA PRESS: We're shocked these costumed pirates managed to walk in and out with the baron's ruby dream.

Isaac creates a series of online amateur comics featuring a red-costumed detective named Gabriel who subverts blood diamond traffic with a unique blend of pirate-like infiltration, creating positive press about inventive gem market dance. The comics become very popular all over Greece and Morocco.