Delhi/India: Heist!

Sparrow pirates in Asia stage a baroness diamond heist to unnerve warlord seizure of the gem highway linking to South Africa.

One more blood diamond fable but with a more culturally-enriched and environmentally fantasy-like edge, inspired by the fun Bollywood film Special 26. Enjoy (and God bless!), 

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Three thieves, real-life pirates from Algeria, planned a daring heist of some very expensive gems and diamonds from the holdings of a wealthy baroness in New Delhi (India). The three pirates called themselves the Sparrow team. Sparrow wanted to lift the gems/diamonds from the baroness' possession on a warm summer day amidst the confusing traffic and heat.

SPARROW: These gems and diamonds controlled by the evil baroness in Delhi control the traffic linking to South Africa!

The leader of the Sparrow pirates was none other than ex-CIA Algerian Amlan Satan, linked to rogue operations involving PIRA and Sinn Fein in Northern Ireland. Disillusioned by modern globalization terrorism and complex politics, Satan turned to bank robbery and diamond heists to infiltrate the nefarious warlord driven blood diamond highway stretching from Antwerp to Johannesburg (South Africa)!

Sparrow pirates worked as everyday businessmen at a Delhi restaurant catering to the city's wealthy. They served various popular iconic Asian dishes meant to highlight the exotic flavors of Asian cuisine, especially Indian cuisine and dishes like Chicken Makhani, Egg Curry, and Navratan Korma with potato kulcha and of course Indian wines and Kingfisher beers. Their restaurant, New Delhi, became so popular they had a business account with the State Bank which is precisely the institution holding the safe-box #445 holding the evil baroness' gems/diamonds.

SPARROW: Our Delhi restaurant is a great site and tourist-spot and the trick of our heist of the baroness stones.

Sparrow pirates readied for their heist on a warm summer Friday. They served their usual brunch-fare before heading out for the diamond heist and leaving their Delhi restaurant in the care of their responsible underlings. They took a rickshaw to a parked area of rented and repainted trucks made to look like food company trucks. They put on fake premade uniforms and drove two of these trucks to the State Bank while their Delhi restaurant was still operating as usual under their underlings' work that Friday.

Sparrow drove their food trucks to the State Bank and carried food packets from their restaurant, slightly manipulated to look different, and walked inside the bank with their strange disguises and masks, claiming to be from an Interpol theater-group creating a media-stunt of the infamous baroness' expensive gems/diamonds from her safe-box #445. They requested to take Polaroid instant photos of the baroness stones while the manager and bank guards monitored and were granted this media access for their local tourism industry media PR-stunt apparently designed by Interpol to shed spotlights on the diamond highway in Asia and its independence from South Africa. While inside the safe-box area, the Sparrow pirates switched the baroness items with fake ones brought in inside the box-lining of their food packets and walked out with about $20 million worth in baroness stones. They drove the painted trucks into the river and took a rickshaw driven by a hard-working Indian woman in the village named Esha back to the Delhi restaurant.

DELHI TIMES: We're certain these sparrow-pirates are blood diamond infiltrators creating media windows of baroness guilt.

One of the female rickshaw drivers who loved the Sparrow pirates and the Delhi restaurant they managed in their normal life exposed the true identity and daredevil feat of the bank robbers that day. Otherwise, the female rickshaw drivers just might have the needed street acumen to notice that three outlandish masked strangers were carrying conspicuous food packets from a local restaurant and just might be the Sparrow pirates themselves involved in some Delhi conspiracy that warm day!

AMLAN: We used some of the stolen blood diamond money to buy expensive paintings from Morocco for our restaurant.

BARONESS: I'm going to detect if these sparrow-pirates were linked with Interpol and if so if Europe is becoming too hot!

This is a tale of blood diamond piracy set in Asia and might inspire you to research further why warlord conflict diamonds are complicating the international gem highway, making the imaginations of traditional 'pirates' and 'merchants' seem more sullied. The blood diamond issue is as problematic to modern capitalism as was narcotics to old world piracy. This comprises the racial gist of this Asian fairy-tale.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)