The Thieves!

Sparrow are three D.C. pirates designing a heist of a baron's blood diamonds to clean up the continental gem dance.

Alright, one more about blood diamonds, but the very last one. Thanks, 

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Pamela and Kristen are dedicated cops in Washington. They're tracking a trio of bank robbers who call themselves Sparrow. Pamela and Kristen call themselves the Dynamic Duo (DD) and are relentless in their pursuit of Sparrow. They're fantastic D.C. policewomen. However, two of them are about to fall in love with two of the Sparrow team. Guess who?

SPARROW: We're lifting $20 million Antwerp diamonds from the Washington bank claiming we're theater from Interpol.

One of the Sparrow members is Ethan, a Dutch man with knowledge of the nefarious blood diamond trade stretching from South Africa to Europe. Ethan wants to the North American gem highway to be cleaned up, and he's teamed up with the other two dastardly pirates of Sparrow to lift a baron's Antwerp diamonds from the D.C. bank!

Another Sparrow pirate is Amlan, an Algerian-American who studied literature and psychology at the Ivy League and is working on a book about the youthful angst that generates anti-capitalism feelings in the USA. Amlan wants to help Ethan concoct this subversion of the baron's Antwerp diamonds to cleanse the American gem market of blood diamond hellfire!

The third pirate member of Sparrow is Ejay, a man from Thailand who yearned to be a musician. Ejay was confused about how blood diamonds, used by warlords in South Africa to finance fascist regimes in the new era as well as Cobra terrorism, were infiltrating North American gem stores. This was all a tale of treasury corruption, and Ejay and the Sparrow wanted to clean up the heavenly rocks for Jewish merchants seeking peaceful commerce in America!

SPARROW: We're certain the cleaning of the diamond highway in North America yields cleaner merchant minds.

Ethan may be one of the Sparrow pirates in love with the two D.C. policewomen (Pamela and Kristen) tracking them! However, Amlan reminds him not to get vain and think about his dashing good looks and focus on the valuable task at hand. This is after all a mission about diamond traffic and Ethan needs to think about his sense of society idealism instead.

AMLAN: I'm not the only brown-colored Ivy League student/professor now intrigued by blood diamond hellmouths.

Ejay hopes this successful diamond heist of the D.C. bank will help him fund his return to Fiji where he wishes to open an island bar for tourists, complete with Coronavirus amenities and WiFi. He wants Amlan and Ethan to help him run the establishment. He's concerned about multiculturalism in capitalism today!

Sparrow pirates walk into the D.C. bank in their gear and outfits and claim they're a theater infiltration unit from Interpol bodies in Europe prying into the baron's Antwerp diamonds in the safe-box #445 and wish to take Polaroids of the rocks for the press. The manager allows this photo-session during which Amlan switches the baron's gems with fakes hidden in the soles of his shoes. They make-off with the baron's blood diamonds and tell the Post (press), "No American baron will corrupt diamonds in North America with ties to warlords from South Africa or Belgium or Holland today!" The Sparrow team then take a hiatus to Atlantic City where they enjoy a showgirl performance of Diamonds are Forever.

EJAY: My goodness, we've made it; we're in Fiji running a bar for tourists; this is a miracle indeed.

ETHAN: Amlan doesn't know I'm in touch with Pamela/Kristen and persuading them to come to Fiji to help us make art.

Blood diamonds (or 'conflict diamonds') are such a grave threat to the modern gem market that they've inspired many a folk-tale and omen-story about the modern intrigue surrounding real diamond traffic vigilance...and adventure diaries. Look into the story for yourselves!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)