College Guardian

A Story by Abishai100

A special vigilante guards social spaces at an American college to ensure security against a demon named Leatherface!

One last vignette, a patriotic tale about modern vigilance regarding American school ties. Enjoy,

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American college campuses were fraught with worries about on-site crimes in the new era. That's why a special guardian appeared, and he wanted to offer the student spaces more secure living. This guardian was a messenger of American traffic and valued the atmosphere of the college campus.

GUARDIAN: If we care about the dissemination of culture diadems like music, we must care about campus space.

Was the Guardian right? Did American campuses require a special form of modern traffic securities that would ensure more smooth and safe access for students seeking to use space to celebrate social life and college culture? In this new era of broadcast TV, wide audiences, around the world, now had access to life portals into American college life and inter-college activities like sports!

GUARDIAN: I've been tracking a skin-mask maniac named Leatherface in Texas who stalks students on the Baylor campus.

The Guardian believed Leatherface came from Holland, since there were similar reports from there regarding a skin-mask maniac stalking students in school environments and college campus spaces. The Guardian wondered if Leatherface had some social connections to KLM (Royal Dutch Airlines) and was using the company to facilitate the transport of blood diamonds to Texas to finance his on-campus terrorism.

The Guardian staged a mock-heist of some diamonds belonging to a Dutch warlord near California and stated in the press the diamond traffic was channeling into Texas via the West Coast because of some continental blood diamond traffic stemming from South Africa. His purpose was to root out the diamond asset treasury Leatherface was using to finance some traffic fears at Baylor.

COLLEGE NEWS: Today's students care about safe access to social spaces meant for life geared for American news.

We all know campus police and security is well established and respected in the USA. However, the Guardian felt Leatherface sought to undermine these basic social feelings with new schemes designed to subvert basic traffic at schools like Baylor, Northeastern, and Cornell. He wanted to upstage American imagination itself!

STUDENT/CHEERLEADER: We care about media access to our touted college games with rival schools!

Since more and more public spaces offered great media access to college games and social activities, the quality of campus space security was now more symbolic than ever. That's why the Guardian believed Leatherface sought to upend these sorts of American activities with his terrifying brand of socialization depression.

Leatherface had already killed two Baylor campus cops, and Al Jazeera TV in the Middle East dangerously reported that American schools were truly losing their security grip on modern space management. Was this the new trend in journalism around the world after 9/11?

LEATHERFACE: This awful Guardian won't stop my special and unique brand of American hell-dogs.

We'll see if this stand between the iconic Guardian and the ugly Leatherface amounts to anything as troubling as 9/11, but we do know that our modern social networking interests in safe social access to American college space activities requires us to be basically more vigilant towards student life...and democracy.

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