Lizard/Leatherface: DC Bank Heist!

A Robin Hood like master-thief stages a 'blood-diamond' heist in DC from a warlord and ends up engaging a man-dragon.

One last last heist story, and this one is an adventure-gem featuring two special 'fantasy warriors' borrowed from comic book media (USA)! Thanks so much for reading, 

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Washington, America's capital, is the sight of our modern folk-tale about blood diamonds, piracy, and manhunting. It's a city well-secured but the sight of great traffic and therefore some intrigue we like. DC is therefore the city of thrills at this time, and it involves multiple figures or characters of note.

The protagonist is a thief named Isaac Satan who goes by the name Lizard. Isaac is from Algeria and creates online comic book stick-figure doodles for online Montessori education during the quarantine. No one is aware of Isaac's double-identity as the DC master-thief Lizard. That's because his Marvel stick-figures are so darn cute and appealing to kids online. They like his renditions of Hobgoblin, a power-glider soaring caped creature, and Venom, a shadowy brute of substantial fear. The doodles have established Isaac Satan as an online teacher of children's stories and media. Mostly, because they're so child-like.

LIZARD: I'll be robbing the Riggs Bank in Washington of the blood-diamonds in safe-box #445 belonging to a warlord!

The warlord in DC owning the 'blood diamonds' Lizard refers to is none other than Tap Kuyt, a long-haired darkman of hellfire in Washington. Connected to narcotics, this warlord brings in blood diamonds from South Africa to create a traffic in North America. Blood diamonds are conflict-gems extracted by warlords in South Africa connected to Europe for modern-day piracy, tied to some forms of terrorism. Kuyt is therefore a real bad guy, which is why the defiant Lizard's targeting him now!

KUYT: No one better touch my blood-diamonds, because they're simply sacred rocks of war to me and my gargoyles.

Lizard (Isaac Satan!) walks into the Riggs Bank dressed as an Arabian prince seeking to store his (fake) diamonds in the safe-box area. He wants to invest in a new toy store in Washington and shows his toy guns to the bank manager and requests he be escorted to the safe-box area with a guardsman.

Once inside the safe-box area, Lizard reveals to the manager/guard that one of his sample store toy-guns is filled with corrosive acid and he intends to cut open safe-box #445 belonging to the known Dutch baron Tap Kuyt. Lizard tells the guard/manager not to interfere as he swaps his (fake) diamonds with the 'blood diamonds' in Kuyt's safe-box. He then explains to the guard/manager to keep this fiasco confidential, since he's been employed by an underground infiltration vigilance-force or team assembled by the NSA/Interpol. All other bank activities that day go on regularly and peacefully!

No one bothers Lizard (Isaac Satan!) as he walks out of the bank that day in DC with $20 million worth of Kuyt's blood diamonds and hops onto the metro to make his way to the airport.

DC POLICE: We don't know of this underground 'vigilance-force' assigned to blood-diamond work, but we're investigating!

LIZARD: The Washington subway system is a labyrinth of convenience, but I'll have to crawl through it with speed today!

Isaac makes it to the airport and takes a KLM flight to Amsterdam where he reunites with his ex-wife Selena. He trades his 'blood diamonds' for hard cash in the Dutch black market and depoits his earnings in the private Swiss account for Selena!

DC POLICE: We believe this thief used the Washington metro system to stage his diabolical getaway from monitoring systems.

Meanwhile, in Amsterdam (Netherlands), the DC warlord Kuyt has recruited a masked maniac to find and kill the Lizard. This skin-mask wearing psycho is known as Leatherface and he intends to kill Lizard with a sword or something. What will our beloved Lizard do now?

Lizard gets wind of Kuyt's intention to stalk him. He puts Selena in a safe-cabin and procures a black crossbow and waits for Leatherface to find him in a park very late at night. He shoots Leatherface in the chest with two precise arrows tipped with a potent sedative, rendering him completely unconscious. He takes his body to the DC police station and dumps him on the steps for them to care.

ISAAC: This was some act of vigilantism, and I'd feel like Robin Hood were it not for Kuyt's relentless fury!

Is this a story of terrorism, DC intrigue, dollars, conflict diamonds, or plain old-fashioned American daring?

KUYT: Lizard may have dealt with Leatherface, but I'm sending a new team to Europe to find him --- the Black Hand!

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)