Point Break

A Story by Abishai100

A wily California thief stages a diamond-heist of a Dutch warlord's safe box to send a message about capital duty!

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(Leo DiCaprio) inspired fanfiction offering a positive message about new age dystopian piracy concerns in North America! Thanks so much for reading (signing off for real this time),

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Isaac lived in southern California and was a master-thief concocting a special point-break strategy to rob an ING bank of its diamonds, connected to the blood diamond highway possibly linked to a Dutch warlord connected to South Africa. Isaac would don a mask and wield a water-gun filled with corrosive HCL acid for this California heist! He looked the part, man!

Isaac knew the bank was well-secured but also federally insured, so there'd be less fuss if he did good crowd control. He walked into the bank and informed the first guardsman he saw that his toy water-gun was filled with corrosive HCL acid and that he wished to be escorted inside the safe-box area of the vault-room by the manager so he could switch the Dutch warlord's blood diamonds with the fake ones hidden in the soles of his shoes. The guardsman confirmed his water-gun was indeed filled with acid and signaled quietly to the manager.

Isaac told the manager to inform the personnel he was masked, because he's a local theater-group performer/member seeking to deposit some diamonds during his lunch-break. The manager and accompanying hostage guardsman walked Isaac to the safe-box belonging to the Dutch warlord and allowed him to discreetly switch the blood diamonds for the fake ones in the soles of his shoes. He then left an instant-photo of the diamonds he placed in the safe-box for the manager to give to the Dutch warlord.

Isaac then transferred the money traded for the blood diamonds in the LA black market into a Swiss account and headed to Fiji to retire! The Dutch warlord was told that the infiltrating thief who switched the supposed 'blood diamonds' for the fake ones Isaac the masked 'theater-group' thief placed in the safe-box simply vanished from the area after making the afternoon switch. The Dutch warlord then discovered someone sent an anonymous letter to the LA Times indicating that blood diamonds in North America were now systematically going to be replaced with counterfeits by infiltrating 'dope' agents. The Dutch warlord was stunned.

Isaac then anonymously mailed an Othello game-board to the Dutch warlord from Fiji still living in LA. The Othello game mail package came with the strange note which read, "Get the blood diamonds out of North America, along with every other fatso linked to the continental exchange to cleanse the gem market mostly run by Jewish merchants in the USA, because the US government plans to devalue the blood diamond nexus in South Africa very soon!"

Isaac the masked 'theater-group' thief would miss the sunny city of Los Angeles, the proverbial American 'City of Angels' knowing his little pseudo-vigilante stunt had somehow displaced warlord-deeds in North America geared to making the gem market in the USA corrupted by modern (21st Century) blood diamond damages.

ISAAC: Ironically, this entire experience or 'ordeal' has given me a real appreciation for the political value of diamonds!

Call your local Congressman and research the level of governmental activities linked now to the troubling blood diamond highway stretching from South Africa to Europe and ask your local diamond merchant what steps are being taken to ensure the gem purity of diamonds flowing into American stores for Valentine's Day! After all, this is a world of capitalism drama...not commercial dread! God bless America.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)