D/Van-Helsing: Eastern European Darkness

Two vampire-hunters attack a dark coven in Eastern Europe to rid it of planetary delusions.

Here's a very fun vampire folk-tale inspired by Vampire Hunter D and Van Helsing. Thanks for reading (signing off), 

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In the heart of Eastern Europe, the great ancient-world vampire-hunter named simply "D" had time-traveled to team up with the 1800s vampire-warrior named Van Helsing. Eastern European skies were darkned by the bloodthirst of vampires prowling in these cities of great vanity. Vampire-Hunter D and Van Helsing therefore sought to bring the place more...design.

VAMPIRE-HUNTER D: "I'll not rest until Van Helsing and I rid Eastern Europe of the infestation of blood-sucking fatsos.

VAN HELSING: "I know I may trust the unusual eccentric 'D' and can rely upon his skills to track these bloodsuckers.

The skill and weaponry and designs and crafts of the great vampire-hunters were old stories to be told. They included wisdom and folk-traditions from many lands, both East and West. Destroying a blood-sucking vampire required the right balance of potions, shooting, evasion, camouflage, alliances, love, and diligence. It was therefore recognized to be a distinct if dystopian art-form in the world.

A vampire-princess may be lurking just about anywhere in the world. She may or not be trusted or relied upon as a giver of sanctuary in times of wandering and hunting. To disintegrate an area of vampire clan infestation, one must be sensitive to the differences between princesses...and demons!

An evil vampire-witch will seek to lure you into her haven and have you call our her name as a great muse of safety, all the while plotting to sacrifice your soul to her dark master(s). We must be wary of these witches and sirens, and the vampire-hunter "D" soon discovered he was related to the vampire-warrior Van Helsing and agreed with him regarding forms of blood-sucker evasion in Eastern Europe necessary to destroy these covens of blood-darkness.

To deteriorate a strong-hold of vampires in just about any place in the world requires an attention to the medical approach to blood-clotting consciousness and therefore attention to the fine details of weapons-selection, including crafted crossbows and holy-water guns. This is the job of the vampire-hunter "D' and his descendant Van Helsing. Their tools are as valuable as their diction!

VAMPIRE-HUNTER D: We'll use this green potion of aroma to trick vampires.

VAN HELSING: They'll believe we're messengers of urban dance.

Vampire-Hunter "D" and Van-Helsing stayed at a very fine castle and drove a Lamborghini car while they tracked a ruthless vampire warlock in Eastern Europe named Leatherface. This chainsaw-wielding maniac wore a mask made out of skin and often a nice suit-and-tie and claimed he'd destroy anyone with the bravado to undo vampire dogma. The Lamborghini of D and Helsing became something of a 'bat-mobile' for vigilance.

LEATHERFACE: When I find this "D" and Van-Helsing, I'll expose them as costumed mammals!!

Once Leatherface is destroyed, the souls of Eastern Europe are free, and Van Helsing's vampire-ancestor "D" can return to his own time...perhaps to track an elusive vampire-queen named Akasha. This is the endless story of the great mission of these dreaming vampire-warriors on Earth!

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