Acid-Guns: Sentinel-Dartmouth

A great intrigue is sparked in American society regarding the ergonomics of values-dreadlocks!

Here's a fun American ideology vignette inspired by American Beauty! Thanks for reading, 

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At the Cigna insurance company, people were pensive about the contours of American welfare and life securities and how they pertained to modern capitalism woes and banking vulnerabilities.

CIGNA: We're committed to addressing the natural American fears for a nation of historical life dioramas.

Americans love comic books and fantasy-adventure tales and heights of great daring and science and fashion. We're into the whole 'dart-mouth' thing for commercial vanities as well as lifestyle flowery! We love art. There was a sudden post-9/11 homegrown terrorism trend in the USA regarding the use of 'acid-guns' (toy water-guns filled with corrosive HCL acid) in American bank robberies. Suddenly, comic book artists were penning new characters who're terrorists with a special interest in acid-gun diamond heists. This was the new American capitalism ballet!

Of course, for this new quarantine-era, the idea of wearing masks for life is nothing uncommon! We think about what comprises the ergonomics of life values and consciousness itself. The brain wants the mind to make for great life heroics and drama, and this can encompass bank robbery and heists. So, are Americans wearing masks and wielding acid-guns, now?

The Cigna insurance company hoped that such life consciousness and intelligent thrill-chats about bank robbery ergonomics spoke to a real American imagination about the 'alien thought' of other-worldly capitalism courage and paranoia.

In other words, in this cyber-era, the brain of humanity was focused on the design of capitalism terrorism and homegrown turbulence like bank robberies, which represented a social focus on the idea of society disasters.

CIGNA: Disaster is American, since we've been familiar with urban gang wars since the immigration era of the 1800s.

Of course, today's celebrities care about the aesthetics of disaster-control and monster-tales of social deformity.

While youngsters enjoy cartoons on TV about great empires and republics, Cigna and cops in America worry about the value impact of bank robberies committed in the USA with these dangerous acid-guns.

CIGNA: What happened to good-old-fashioned rubber slingshots, and when will American beauty stand for commercial sanity?

I turned on the TV to enjoy an awesome replay of an exciting Michigan men's ice-hockey game and thought about those protective masks the athletes wear to ensure their safety and welfare on the ice in the rough and tough athletic game in the USA!

Two lawyers, twins, presided over these acid-gun bank robberies, arguing it was the American rendition of the hideous blood diamond ordeal in South Africa.

The primary agent in these acid-gun heists was a wily California bandit named Red Sparrow who's using his stolen money to purchase immigration papers for Eastern European mail-order-brides who can find their way into the arms of steady American bachelors and seek the American Dream. Red Sparrow was hailed by his followers as the modern Robin Hood, but critics cited his acid-guns as totems of dangerous American depression.

RED SPARROW: I enjoy American fantasy-films about Gargoyles and deities and cowboys who challenge human DNA!

FBI: Acid-gun bank robberies aren't sexy, regardless of the mission, and we hope cops will restore folklore sanity!

This is really a war for the control of the aesthetics of the American mind. Americans care about media and cinema and TV, and the imagination flows through the networks into the minds of the American audience, so Americans want to valuate the quality and meaning of the news and troubles regarding social behaviors while they enjoy movies about threatening invasions guarded by strong diplomats.

CIGNA: We always encourage our insurance agents to stay abreast of news-developments regarding terrorism.

Two underworld 'deities' decided to forge a special debate-discussion about this acid-gun trend in America.

GORGEOUS GEORGE: Acid-gun heists are disgusting!
MAGNETO: Well, Americans always appreciate folk-tales.

GORGEOUS GEORGE: They're performed by dangerous thieves.
MAGNETO: I think they're trying to negotiate an American aesthetic.

GORGEOUS GEORGE: Well, I doubt this aesthetic will dissuade terrorists!
MAGNETO: There're forces working with acid-gun dangers in America.
GORGEOUS GEORGE: Who?
MAGNETO: The fashion police!

GORGEOUS GEORGE: Americans love crime stories.
MAGNETO: I suppose fantasy is part of the American mind.

GORGEOUS GEORGE: It's bad for life insurance.
MAGNETO: That's why we have mind-calming television and media.

GORGEOUS GEORGE: Well, sometimes the media only exacerbates issues.
MAGNETO: True, but we use free-speech to think about values-diagrams.

GORGEOUS GEORGE: There's no design in ethics, man!
MAGNETO: True, but theres' fun work with values dogma.

GORGEOUS GEORGE: Maybe.

THE POST: If this values-diagram regarding acid-gun heists is resolved, it will be the reward to insurance companies worrying about everyday people panicking about the chaos in the streets destabilizing stable commercial banking and assets vital for modern functioning capitalism, which raises the obvious but important question, "Is America a bed for disease?"

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)