Fight Club III: Acid-Man!

A Story by Abishai100

A strange philosopher becomes a stranger vigilante and invokes the message of a dilution Fight Club in the USA.

One quick extra Fight Club (David Fincher) fanfiction-vignette, and I promise you'll enjoy this one! Thanks for reading,

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Alex graduated from Dartmouth and went traveling to Spain where he enjoyed watching Barcelona club soccer games, since he'd been a soccer aficionado his entire life, and he even collected soccer video-games! Alex decided to then rob a bank in Barcelona containing a safe-box holding blood diamonds from South Africa belonging to a corrupt Saudi businessman named Ali Fahd. Alex sold Fahd's evil blood diamonds in the Spanish underground for $2 million in cash and used the money to fund a spiritual journey to Nepal. In the snowy mountains of the Himalayas, Alex decided to derive a special plan to create a socialization revolution in America based on intellectual freedoms. He'd become a real nerd!

Alex put on a mask and hat and hit the American streets as a late-night vigilante named Bloodshot. This strange vigilante, with bloodshot-eyes, wandered around the American city with water-guns filled with corrosive HCL acid. He used these water-guns to make corrosion and erosion marks on street-signs and sent letters to the city newspapers with messages like, "Yet another sign eroded by bad urban maintenance!" It seemed the message of this masked vigilante Bloodshot (Alex) was to talk about the neglect of urban infrastructure but in fact he'd designed a devious method of denouncing chemical weapons (e.g., 'acid-guns') by decrying the tedious notions of street-sign utilities in modern capitalism. Bloodshot/Alex transformed into a new era American demon.

BLOODSHOT/ALEX: My 'acid-guns' are weapons of democracy rhetoric and my followers will form a dollar-tree Fight Club!

The Post labeled Bloodshot (Alex) as a simple child's-play rendition of Robin Hood, a Sacco/Vanzetti or Randolph Hearst from the street gutters! However, his fans considered Bloodshot a real 'red dragon' of anti-chemical warfare rhetoric. They thought he'd send a message of utter comedy regarding the ugliness of chemical weapons being used in the hands of fanatics or clowns. Bloodshot had managed to create a 'Grendel' of American diaries using his nefarious acid-guns and formed Fight Club.

However, was Bloodshot really a Fight Club visionary or merely a watered-down terrorist? Was he talking about American urban reform and warfare temperance and just cause, or was he merely trumpeting modern era fears about developed weaponry? To Bloodshot, all this acid-gun chatter on the streets contributed to his spite for chemical waste in this era of industrialization. He wanted his special brand of urban vigilantism to represent an American spotlight on the quality of governance dollars. He was at least a Fight Club diplomat.