Porcelain: Alien*

A young American immersed in an Alien-Xenomorph fantasy because of her mad beau discovers the strange wonders of sci-fi dread.

One quick post-retirement nod to once again the greatest sci-fi horror film(s)/franchise ever made or ever will be --- Alien. Thanks so much for reading (and enjoy!), 

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In modern-day London (UK), a gorgeous model named Laura met a brilliant Alien/Xenomorph concept game designer named Isaac Satan on the Web. They took double-decker bus rides together through the UK city and talked about the appeal of sci-fi horror in Europe in modern times. Laura became fascinated with real world applications of sci-fi horror diaries. London became a place of great romance to Laura and Isaac!

LAURA: I like aliens and Xenomorph stories and sci-fi horror and wonder what an evil alien would do to us!

ISAAC: I love my British girlfriend Laura and feel excited about Alien sci-fi horror games with her online.

However, Laura found out to her horror that her boyfriend Isaac wasn't just an Alien sci-fi horror genius but also a nut. He was like way obsessed with the whole Alien thing. He even dressed up like elves and warriors to re-create fantasy-horror Xenomorph fight sequences simulated online with virtua-game players from around London. Laura realized she'd become part of Isaac's deranged Alien diorama!

However, one night Laura had a strange dream in which she's transported inside one of Isaac Satan's Alien-Xeno virtua-games online. She's become a video-game character inside an Alien game! Now, she's paired alongside Isaac, who's in the game with her of course in this lucid dream-sleep experience, and has to fight real Xeno-aliens, using a special laser-gun Isaac himself designed with a CalTech designer one year ago.

Isaac and Laura team up with the Weyland Company space-explorer soldiers Hicks and Daniels and the crew of their Nostradamus ship on uncharted planet LG-426 and tackle a host of these large insect-dragon like alien Xenomorphs who possess razor claws, metallic jaws, incredible agility and intelligence, malice beyond compare, and acidic saliva. Laura and Isaac and their newfound Weyland buddies have to shoot their way out of a Xeno-cave on planet LG-426. The cave looks like a horror-comic about the labyrinth of pure creepy monsters. However, these are sophisticated Xenomorphs.

ISAAC: If I ever make it out of this dream-sleep alive and whole, I'll create a Punisher-Carnage comic about survival!

LAURA: I don't think we'll make it man, because, like these Xeno-aliens are worse than Godzilla!

Fortunately, thanks to the grace of God, Isaac and Laura and their comrades from Weyland realize they have what it takes, all the firewpower and wit, to blast apart these Xeno covens on planet LG-426 with their handy laser-guns, designed by Isaac Satan himself. This is all good fun in this dream-sleep experience, but Laura gets the eerie feeling if she fails to make it past the Xeno-alien wrath levels of hell, she won't wake from this dream alive.

HICKS: Don't worry, Laura/Isaac; we have the necessary teamwork and vision to get past this cave of dark wonders!

LAURA: Just last night, I was simply dressing up in front of my bathroom vanity like a princess-doll, and now I'm in hell.

ISAAC: Just last night, I was playing Genesis video-games, and now I'm about to be extinguished from the Book of Genesis.

WEYLAND COMPANY: The Xenomorph aliens are Anubis Egyptian symbols of anti-civilization fury, terrorism, warfare, survivalism, fascism, power gone mad, hell gone normal, and pain gone infinite. We're proud of our new era soldiers like Hicks who help civilains displaced, such as the young Laura and Isaac, in their endless universal quest to dispel the heinous violence promoted by these Xeno-aliens, a real violence reflective of some kind of planetary ditch.

LAURA: I woke from my awful dream in a cold sweat, but I found Isaac alive as well and embraced me; I think we'll have a great relationship together, especially now that I feel ironically closer to his otherwise deranged obsession with all this cyber-era Alien-Xeno punk dummy stuff. God bless him.

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