Monkees: World Series Heist*

The Monkees are bank robbers who coordinate a heist during World Series Game 3 in Boston's Fenway Park and create some new era pirate-dye.

Here's a heist tale to sign off with glorifying the pirate consciousness of older times, and it's also a toast to modern-day American baseball...stretching to the Toronto Blue Jays! Enjoy (and thanks so much for reading), 

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The Monkees formed as a bank robbing unit during the World Series game between the LA Dodgers and the Boston Red Sox. The Monkees intended to rob the CIBC Bank in Boston during Game 3 of the World Series. During that game, a royal couple from the UK was visiting, requiring extra security at Fenway Park in Boston, Massachusetts.

MONKEE 1 (CHRIS): This guy is a real gladiator, and he loves baseball and is excited about a World Series heist.

MONKEE 2 (DEVON): This guy likes paper bag masks and unusual weapons and tools for bank robberies.

MONKEE 3 (ISAAC): This guy loves sunglasses and Coronavirus masks for heists.

The royal couple was inside the Red Sox locker room prior to the beginning of World Series Game 3 in Fenway Park against the LA Dodgers.

MONKEE 4 (JON): This guy calls the police during World Series Game 3 and requests extra security for the royal couple.

As Game 3 begins, the Dodgers have an early lead. That's when Monkee 4 (Jon) calls the BPD (Boston Police Department), informing them that he's at the game with a ticket but is truly paranoid there's a terrorist at the game threatening the visiting royal couple from the UK and would like the cops to come to Fenway Park to just monitor the crowd to make him feel safer. The cops agree and show up, and Jon walks with them around the parking lot looking for anything suspicious while the Dodgers and Red Sox are continuing their game in Fenway Park.

The other Monkees (Chris, Devon, Isaac) show up at the CIBC Bank with large toy water-uzis filled with corrosive HCL acid. They burst into the bank and declare their weapons are capable of burning holes into the feet of the guards, and they announce this after taking the first guard, the one near the main entrance hostage. They then have the other guards tie up all the bank personnel and customers' hands except the manager who'll escort them into the vault-room. Chris and Devon coordinate this activity immediately while Isaac has the manager escort him to the vault room.

The alarm button has already been set off, and the cops are informed of a possible tremor at CIBC Bank. However, the BPD (Boston Police Department) are also busy investigating this potential terrorist threat at Fenway Park during World Series Game 3, phoned in by citizen-fan (Monkee 4 Jon) and are honestly wondering if a possible bank robbery is merely a distraction to hide some strike on Fenway Park during the World Series. The BPD chief suggests the station send only one cop and do so leisurely while the majority of the cars from the station are sent to Fenway to offer extra security monitoring for the visiting royal couple from the UK.

MONKEE 3 (JON): "Don't get me wrong; the bank in Boston is very nice, but it's yearning to be robbed by masters!"

The acid-filled toy uzis carried by the bank robbing masked Monkees at the CIBC Bank in Boston are quite nice and are frightening, but ultimately, they never need be fired for any reason after the primary demo involving firing at the marble floor to display how the potent corrosive acid can burn through multiple layers in the ground is completed for basic and immediate crowd-control! This is a potentially very dangerous robbery but is carried out by very very composed thieves. These guys are real pirates.

Isaac (MONKEE 3) is escorted quickly to the vault room of the CIBC Bank and walks out promptly with $20 million of federally insured cash in his convenient fold-out cloth duffel-bag.

The Dodgers win World Series Game 3, and the BPD are still investigating possible terrorist threats on Fenway Park and to the visiting royal couple from the UK in the USA. Meanwhile, Monkee 4 (Jon) makes a poster-art about the heist anonymously on the Internet before the entire Monkees team flees to Toronto with the stolen cash.

MONKEES: "We're buying diamonds with some of the money, antique guns with some of the money, and investing some."

The Monkees deposit the money in a Toronto bank under changed names and identities and retire there as Toronto Blue Jays (MLB) super-fans.

After an attended Blue Jays game in Toronto, the Monkees sneak into the field late at night and bury some of the diamonds they purchased with their heist-money from Boston as a pirate-toast to the splendor of modern offbeat sports patriotism.

Monkee 4 (JON) keeps the antique guns they purchased with some of their heist money in his safe-box at their new Toronto loft.

RED BEARD (OLD WORLD PIRATE): "Be it known and true, what while pirates are gone forever blue, they remain a source of pride and daydreams for the yonder, where young men rise to create new tides of something...like stew!"

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)