Venger: Thief of Amsterdam

Venger is an unusual winged humanoid sorcerer from a faraway dominion who becomes a man and lives in Amsterdam on Earth to create a difficult adventure.

Here's a fun and imaginative sorcerer-thief tale set in Europe and about the general human daylight associated with synthesized dystopian adventures, inspired by my favorite movie Killing Zoe (Roger Avary). However, I added a police-note as a reminder that crime-stories should always be...dark. Thanks so much for reading (and enjoy),

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My name's Venger. I'm a special magic-wielding sorcerer from a faraway land. However, I've decided to transform myself into a human being to become an adventurer on Earth. I've purchased a nice apartment in Amsterdam (Netherlands/Europe). Before I transformed into a humanoid, I was a winged red humanoid man-creature who rode a black-mane horse named Nightmare. This is my story...as a thief.

I changed my name to Isaac Satan and began trading on NASDAQ on my Amsterdam apartment Dell laptop. However, I realized all the flurry of 21st Century capitalism and trade was something like a walled labyrinth. Therefore, I decided to drop my nerdy activities as Isaac Satan. However, as a nerdy NASDAQ trader, I found my life in the Netherlands/Europe quite...intellectual.

During the Coronavirus quarantine tribulation of 2020, when everyone wore protective masks, I decided to walk into a major Amsterdam bank in sunglasses and a mask and carrying a black briefcase filled with counterfeit money. This was my new life. I became a diamond-heist bank robber to add some real Earthly spice during my visit to this wondrous planet. I found theft to be rather...daring.

This is the Amsterdam bank containing a vault-box with $10 million diamonds I intend to lift. I will obtain the fake account ID materials of the diamond vault-box owner using a special computer-hacked account co-registration access and pass myself off as a business associate of the vault-box/account holder at the respected bank. There should be little fuss, since I intend to perform the robbery/heist with great...composure.

This is the briefcase with the $10 million in counterfeit money I will be carrying into the bank in Amsterdam the day I will take the diamonds from the vault-box, which, incidentally, belongs to a ruthless drug-dealer in the Netherlands, which is quite...dangerous.

Amsterdam is a nice colored city of lights and pageantry and art and culture. I love the way the Dutch celebrate sports and music and fashion and food. This is a terrific place to visit, even if you're a sorcerer from a faraway land...like me.

The bank in Amsterdam is very impressive from the outside and even more impressive from the inside. The decor and furnishings and service are beyond compare. This is a perfect example of European design and infrastructure. This bank is basically...beautiful.

I was taken inside the vault room with my briefcase full of the $10 million counterfeit money after I presented my synthesized credentials. I behaved like a perfect gentleman and was complimented for my professional demeanor. I explained I was withdrawing the diamonds for my business associate, the primary holder of the account, for a special monetary transaction involving the marketing of the diamonds (from Antwerp!) to a special South African diplomat. The vault-room of this Amsterdam bank is very...decadent.

I took the diamonds and walked out the Amsterdam bank...wealthier.

Before I left Earth after my terrific adventure and exploits seeking to strike at a ruthless drug-dealer with a grandly planned diamond heist, I decided the various types of natural stimuli and imagery I saw and witnessed in media and magazines represented a special human passion for the general imagination behind social...godliness.

I'll miss my Amsterdam apartment the most, since it was very very...delightful.

I used to enjoy watching Hallmark Channel holiday-season movies and reveling in the simple joy of thinking about how human beings celebrate the warmth and social festivities of coming together in a time of shopping and decorations. This sort of TV-access made me feel certainly...doctored.

INTERPOL: "We don't know who this character was in the end who stole the diamonds from a very wealthy account holder whom we've ironically been following for his suspicious European activities, but we intend to track the diamonds in the underground market and determine the exact path of this dark deacon, for the sake of Amsterdam diaries!"

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)