Cyclonus/Agus: Unicron

The valiant robots Cyclonus and Agus attempt to match wits with the incredible giant robot Unicron and dissuade him from destroying their A.I. planet Cybertron!

Here's a fun intellectual A.I. vignette and fan-fiction about philosophy in the universe and its temperance by humbled life, inspired by the Spielberg film A.I.: Artificial Intelligence. Thanks and enjoy (signing off at long last), 

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Cyclonus and Agus, two mighty space-fighter robots from the A.I. planet of Cybertron were charged with engaging the super-adversary robot Unicron, a planet-destroyer. Cyclonus and Agus were to debate with Unicron to match wits with him enough to convince him to relent from destroying Cybertron. Unicron wanted to destroy Cybertron for the sake of pure nihilism, and Cyclonus and Agus were required to match him in a debate to dissuade him from his mental fury.

{Cyclonus/Agus}

When Cyclonus and Agus confronted Unicron, they realized he was a mighty robot of great scale and sorcery skill. Unicron exhibited an incredible size and the will to destroy anything, including the entire A.I. planet of Cybertron. Cyclonus and Agus knew they'd have to debate with him perfectly were they to dissuade him enough to prove to everyone in the universe that Unicron could be matched intellectually as well as philosophically. Unicron was a real presence of darkness.

{Unicron}

CYCLONUS: Unicron, mighty robot, we entreat you to a substantive debate.
AGUS: We seek to dissuade you from your relentless path of destruction!
UNICRON: You seek to vindicate your puny planet Cybertron, eh?

CYCLONUS: We wish to debate with you about the contours of destruction.
AGUS: If we come to some intellectual/philosophical reckoning, perhaps you'll relent!
UNICRON: You must prove your wits to earn my pity!

CYCLONUS: We understand and accept this condition unequivocally, Unicron.
AGUS: Let's debate with peace and sanity and let the forces of equity reign.
UNICRON: Very well, let's debate about the significant value of raw destruction.

CYCLONUS: Destruction is the opposite of creation and must be measured equally.
AGUS: Without thoughts of creation, destruction is merely a standard for negation!
UNICRON: Yet, it's destruction that teaches us about the catharsis of renewal.

CYCLONUS: While destruction does breed renewal and rebirth, creation speaks to potential.
AGUS: Without the potential of creation-energy, there's no thought of rest.
UNICRON: Destruction is not with rest but can create great calm and eternal sleep!

CYCLONUS: It's true that destruction is a force of eternal meditation, but creation is evident.
AGUS: Without creation-energy, there's no thought of demise!
UNICRON: It's true that creation-energy breeds thoughts of the slope of demise more.

CYCLONUS: So you see great Unicron, if you destroyed Cybertron without thought, there's no shadow.
AGUS: And you can't have the splendor of shadows without the presence of creation-energy and light!
UNICRON: Alright; since Cybertron can be measured as a totem for shadow-lights, I'll spare it.

CYCLONUS: Thank you so much, mighty robot Unicron.
AGUS: We'll spread the word that you think much of the scales of creation-energy as material!
UNICRON: Good.

CYCLONUS: Is there something you wished to teach us?
AGUS: Bestow upon us your great wisdom!
UNICRON: Find two beautiful robot women to court as humbling life-partners.

CYCLONUS: Why?
AGUS: Why are you giving us this special life advice?
UNICRON: There's two twin female robots, both named Arcee, who'll settle you down as husbands.

CYCLONUS: So marriage is some response to the intrigue of war?
AGUS: Do you consider us roaming warriors without consideration to romance and domesticity?
UNICRON: You two debate well about creation-energy, so find life-partners to tame your arrogance!

CYCLONUS: We'll marry these Arcee twins.
AGUS: Thank you for this benevolent advice about life's directions.
UNICRON: As you see, I'm a force of deliberation!

{Arcee}

Cyclonus and Agus were celebrated for matching the incredible robot Unicron in a majestic debate about the forces of creation and destruction as a dual reality in the known universe. They were equally humbled by the dark sage's shrewd advice about finding a life-partner amidst all this warlike philosophy to tame a male robot's natural fascination with undomesticated intrigue. Cyclonus and Agus resolved to find these gorgeous twin female robots, both named Arcee, to marry and create a thought-life of greater...drama.

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