Crazy-Man: NYSE Bank Robbery*

A Story by Abishai100

A frustrated Wall Street investor performs a crazy diamond heist of a druglord's safe-box in NYC and creates strange modern urban dialogue waves!

12 Monkeys and Killing Zoe are two of my favorite new age dystopian films, and I couldn't sign off without a heist-story inspired by these two iconic movies. Thanks again,

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This is the story of the most crazy bank robbery to have happened in the great 21st Century US city of New York. This is the city where Wall Street trades for the NYSE flourish and why one investor went nuts and decided to rob diamonds from a nearby US Bank building. This investor was making trades on the NYSE using some insider-tips regarding corporate activity involving the mostly high-end deals of the Ford Motor Company since 2010.

Here's a photo of the investor --- Isaac Satan, an Algerian-American US citizen living in Manhattan. Isaac made lots of money when Ford soared in value between the late 2000s and into the 2010s decade. He then made more money using shrewd tips from great stock advisors on Wall Street. However, something in Isaac just snapped on his most recent trade profit involving a tip about Ford increasing investments on an eco-hybrid Escape family vehicle. Isaac decided he didn't want to live off tips about capitalism's waves. He started thinking deeply about his next move. He was a pensive man.

ISAAC: "My favorite movie, 12 Monkeys, is about humanity enduring an apocalyptic plague and finding divinity!"

You really can't blame Isaac Satan for going nuts. The trading-floor of the NYSE on Wall Street simply reminds you why the waves of 21st Century capitalism are simply maddening! There are countless traders and buyers out there scrimmaging for the investors and companies they seek to represent with great profitability. This is the modern-day Western derby.

ISAAC: "I took the $10K I made on my recent Ford trade with a shrewd insider-circle tip and took it to a nearby bank."

Isaac Satan arrived at the nearby bank building, a US Bank building, with his briefcase of $10K and wore a mask when he entered and wielded a toy gun filled with corrosive acid. He told the guards and the manager that he was Wall Street investor who went nuts and discovered there were $10 million diamonds being held in the bank vault-room, belonging to a drug-dealer, and he wanted to take them and if he was deterred, he'd shoot just about anything with his acid-gun.

BANK MANAGER: "This robber was a real nut; he had this acid-gun and was fuming about Wall Street claustrophobia."

It took Isaac about 10 minutes to procure the diamonds from safe-box #445 from the US Bank vault-room and run out of the building before the triggered alarm facilitated the NYPD officers to arrive to investigate. Isaac ran into the bathroom and sneaked out the window, a 1st floor window and ran into a manhole and disappeared into the NY sewers with the $10 million diamonds, apparently from South Africa somewhere.

ISAAC SATAN: "I'm going to the Virgin Islands to retire with the money I obtained from the black market after selling the diamonds there, and I hope to change my name and identity and consciousness and meet a gorgeous woman and forget about my entire life on Wall Street!"

Funny enough, two weeks later, a very artsy movie theater in NY re-released the stylish French bank robbery film Killing Zoe (Roger Avary), and since Isaac's insane bank robbery made city news, the appeal of the movie went up, and crowds flocked to enjoy a cool story about claustrophobia-induced bank robbery insanity!

Even two weeks later, a man in a pig-mask hoping to emulate Isaac's insane gesture tried to steal jewelry from a store in Manhattan he believed was owned by what he called 'left-wing neo-Nazi Jews controlling the USA.' He was shot by police.

Isaac escaped from New York in a Ford Escape eco-hybrid vehicle, which he deemed was representative of his Utopian dream to get the hell out of 21st Century capitalism myopia.