Venger: Home & Garden

The warlock Venger considers becoming more homely and community focused after being inspired to construct a garden oriented space in his dark cave!

I've written so many stories about heists with elaborate pictures, so I'll sign off with this very generic pictureless fan-fiction inspired by the Dungeons & Dragons cartoon featuring the brooding warlock Venger who represents ethereal subversion. In this tale, Venger is deciding to build a small garden and home in his warlock cave, and it's starting to get him think seriously about the quality and nature of socialized daydreams. This should completely ice my heist-fable crave --- a natural limerick about community standards even in a different dimension! Thanks for reading,



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Venger wanted to build a home and garden in his warlock-cave, and he was half-inspired by his short romance with the pretty young woman Thief whom he kidnapped but began to converse deeply with about the fate of wandering warriors in this realm of dungeons and dragons. Thief convinced Venger he should think more about the general hygiene associated with community standards and presenting one's dominion as a reflection or extension of natural imagination. Suddenly, Venger was much more interested in the arcs of personal honesty and integrity and how to blend magic and sorcery with humbled forms of space decorations. He wanted to feel like an everyday man.

VENGER: "I'd be interested to see if decorations surrounding the Earth celebration of Halloween might augment my dominion sense of community and shared ideology, because perhaps I come off as too...secretive!"

Venger had the earnest intention to make his warlock-cave much more amenable to social comforts and even imagined and praised community living standards, regardless of what clan or prince they might serve or elevate or soothe. Venger was shockingly starting to think like a real diplomat. This was ironic given that the wizard guide in the realm of dungeons and dragons, the wise and shrewd sage Dungeon-Master, always warned others that Venger was simply and completely an alienist. Would this new turn in Venger's imagination yield interesting forms of socialized security and even prayers?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)