Belfast Bank Robbery

A CIA-dropout in the UK decides to perform a televised bank robbery to escape the madness of new age globalization dilemmas.

Alright, here's one more heist fable, and this one's more civics-responsible and politically conscious, so it's not just another frivolous bank robbery vignette for me, and this one cites the troubles involving P-IRA (Northern Ireland) and perhaps how modern CIA work might jade just about any kind of American political detective! Thanks so much for reading (signing off), 

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Isaac Satan, an Algerian-American with relatives involved in the FLN revolution against French colonial rule in Algeria, studied at the Ivy League in the USA before being recruited by the CIA where he began UK politics work between Sinn Fein, the legal/political wing of the IRA (Irish Republican Army) and British Parliament. Isaac was given the field-alias Green Shadow and worked with various platforms designed to reduce civilian-targeted terrorism in Belfast (Northern Ireland) as well as egregious retaliatory British police/military violence against the radical IRA. Isaac was considered a valiant and idealistic agent of the American CIA working in the UK (Northern Ireland).

The streets of Belfast were colored regularly by problems between the Irish Catholic minority and the British Protestant majority, even during the troubling Coronavirus quarantine, when citizens in the UK were interested simply in media access to news and networking. The Irish Catholics were troubled by economic and employment inequalities in Northern Ireland, and this had led to years of anti-British terrorism in Belfast. Isaac Satan worked for the American CIA dealing with the sparse gap between Sinn Fein and British Parliament in Northern Ireland and how this gap led to everyday street turbulence in troubled Belfast.

ISAAC: All this work with the Belfast terrorist army and British Parliament inability to deal with modern socioreligious gaps between Catholics and Protestants in this modern age of great Israel-Palestine intrigue relevant to petroleum politics has completely jaded me about the quality and flavor of modern globalization politics, which is why I've decided to quit work for American government intelligence and rob the Belfast Bank in Northern Ireland and flee to the Virgin Islands to retire; politics was never for me!

Princess Kate Middleton was in Belfast for a diplomatic visit during the Halloween season. She was visiting by herself and without Prince William. The Princess wanted to visit various Belfast sites and infrastructures to create a media presentation on the working functionality of Catholic and Protestant institutions during and before and hopefully after the Coronavirus quarantine tribulation. Isaac noticed the Princess walk into the Belfast Bank with TV cameras for a special news report about banking resources for Catholics and Protestants in Northern Ireland on the day he planned his bank robbery.

PRINCESS KATE: Why're you doing this, man?
ISAAC: Let's say I've decided to become a political drop-out!
PRINCESS KATE: Catholics and Protestants both bank here, man.
ISAAC: I know that, princess, but I'm here for the $10 million in gold in the vault.
PRINCESS KATE: Why do you want gold available for these two religious communities?
ISAAC: Let's say some robbery folklore might be stronger than Catholic-Protestant rhetoric!
PRINCESS KATE: So you think this crime and media candy is better than politics?
ISAAC: Yes.
PRINCESS KATE: Well, I suppose none of us can stop you.
ISAAC: You're right, so just stay cool, and we'll just record this with your television cameras.
PRINCESS KATE: You're the real terrorist.
ISAAC: I hope not, princess.

Isaac coolly kept Princess Kate hostage in front of the TV cameras inside the Belfast Bank while wearing his disguising head gear and gloves. He had his machine-gun which he kept as a souvenir from this days with the American CIA in Northern Ireland. Isaac Satan had the TV cameras video his robbery, as he coolly placed the $10 million worth in gold bars into his duffel bag and stored it in the green van he parked in the rear of the building. All the while, Princess Kate was at his side as hostage while the TV cameras rolled the entire footage. Isaac then released the princess and boarded an escape Aer Lingus flight from Belfast to the Virgin Islands that Halloween season.

PRINCESS KATE: That terrorist claiming he was some kind of political drop-out must've been some ally of the terrorist armies in Belfast working against modern Parliament policy, and the Belfast Bank robbery on that day during this Halloween season only reminded us that we Catholics and Protestants in the United Kingdom are simply helpless and have to just sit back and watch all this modern socioreligious drama in the real world, while activists, politicians, terrorists, and yes, even thieves do their radical business before our shocked eyes; the thief who committed the gold theft that day mailed me three Irish Republican Army dolls (to the Royal Palace) as a gift or souvenir, and I have to say what I remember from that robbery day was the level of diarism of that bandit!

Isaac Satan (aka, 'Green Shadow') stole about $10 million worth in gold from Belfast Bank that Halloween season day in Northern Ireland and managed to use Princess Kate Middleton of the UK as a valuable security creating hostage. He fled to the Virgin Islands and never looked back on CIA politics in the UK again. Some say Isaac opened an island pub for tourists using some of his stolen money and invested the rest in NASDAQ. This was a story of tragic jaded politics...and high-drama theft.

ISAAC (GREEN SHADOW): When Catholics and Protestants are living peacefully in the United Kingdom, and Israel-Palestine petroleum politics no longer color the nature of anti-globalization terrorism and warfare, I'm going to sit back in my island home and enjoy some delicious Irish whiskey chocolates...just as a toast to unifying democracy; that's just me.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)

Reviews

[Kari Rakitan]

Those truffles at the end look sooooo tempting. Hopefully my gestational diabetes will go away after I give birth and I can eat that sort of thing again.

Try avoiding forms of the verb “to be” such as is, are, was, were, etc. This is known as passive language. Using more colorful verbs can greatly strengthen your writing.

Keep up the great work :)