American Made

A Story by Abishai100

Two ex-CIA daredevils decide to rob a notorious druglord named Carl Nash in British Columbia before retiring to Fiji and celebrating a life of less damage!

I couldn't sign off without writing a story I've been developing ever since watching the film American Made
, so I really hope you like it! Thanks for reading,

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America's most powerful druglord was now living in British Columbia, in a very handsome mansion. He had a vault-room in his large abode in which he kept over $10 million on any given day or night. The druglord's name was Carl Nash (CN). He was about to be robbed by two American ex-CIA daredevils.

CN (Carl Nash) kept a personal Chinese servant at his side at all times. He rarely entertained guests, but when CN did, he liked showing off his gun collection to those he invited inside his house. Well, the two ex-CIA daredevils who were to rob CN were Steve Bale and Ajay Satan. Steve and Ajay prepared to sit down in front of CN and watch the mustached druglord get high and dance in front of them while showing off his guns to them.

The vault-room inside CN's mansion was something remarkable. There was a laser-security and code to open the lock to the metal door to enter the vault which stored all the money. Steve and Ajay knew they'd have to wield some weapon like a gun against CN and compel him to open the vault-door for them so they could steal the money. This was not going to be easy.

AJAY SATAN: Stationed in Northern Ireland, this American intelligence dude became disillusioned by Protestant-Catholic hell in Belfast and now wanted to make one retirement score against an evil druglord and take the money to retire to Fiji.

STEVE BALE: After quitting narcotics government work in Mexico, Steve decided to join Ajay in this heist of Carl Nash's drug-mansion in British Columbia and flee with him to Fiji and open an island pub there for tourists.

Ajay and Steve arrived at Carl Nash's mansion on a warm Saturday afternoon in October of 2021 in a vintage Stingray which impressed the hell out of Nash (CN). He remarked on their car's engine and transmission and cool leather interior and enhanced stereo-system. However, Ajay and Steve were going to show off something else to CN beside the Stingray.

AJAY: Carl, we have this handsome immaculate gold gun from the government.

STEVE: We'd like to showcase it to you and perhaps sell it to you.

NASH: Where the hell'd you get it, boys?
AJAY: Let's say it was given to us for a laurel.

NASH: Well, Jesus I might just buy it from you fellows!

When Ajay and Steve entered CN's mansion they noticed his one large African bodyguard, his usual iconic Chinese personal servant, and his Latin girlfriend who was showing off his new gold-embossed gun. Ajay and Steve knew they'd have to put on a show and distract him and cajole him before taking him to the vault-room to steal his money that day. Ajay and Steve were a tad nervous, staring at his sunglasses-wearing Latin girlfriend holding up the golden gun she was showing off for Nash.

As CN started doing his usual high song and dance living-room routine in front of Ajay and Steve, he started toying with one of his less impressive hand-pistols, suggesting he was truly interested in purchasing their government gun they brought with them to show him that day. Ajay and Steve subtly told CN that he should tell his girlfriend and Chinese servant to leave the room so they could speak in private.

AJAY: We want to sell you this official government gun for $2 million.

STEVE: This is the sort of gun that can make you a legend, Nash.

NASH: This sounds risky, boys.

AJAY: Well, we'll show you how it works and you can store it in your vault-room.

STEVE: You can show us your vault-room in the process.

NASH: Something to show off, right, hmm?

CN agreed to purchase their government gun for $2 million and walked them to the vault-room. When they got inside the vault-room, Ajay cocked the government gun and coolly explained they intended to steal $15 million from his vault-room that day. CN was angry as hell, but Steve told him the heist would make him famous, since they'd leave him the government gun as a trophy and without fee. This would benefit all parties, and since Nash had more money to burn, this wouldn't be anything but a strange and welcomed and unusual infamy prize for his scrapbook. CN couldn't believe what he was hearing, but he ironically liked what the two ex-CIA boys had to recommend. This sort of heist really would make Nash something of a tragic celebrity, worthy of some refreshing crime-world gossip. After all, CN would obtain an official government gun in the process. Nash consented.

Ajay and Steve walked out of CN's mansion with $15 million in cash and fled to Fiji where they opened an island pub for tourists with the money they took. Meanwhile, Nash told his criminal underworld pals that he was robbed by two ex-CIA daredevils who took from him a replaceable $15 million in cash and left him an official trophy government gun which was used in actual government missions. Ajay and Steve had miraculously managed to work out a 'gossip-heist' with a notorious druglord in British Columbia and used the money to retire comfortably and securely in Fiji where they changed their names and became island hosts for travelers. Nash considered this experience a strange event, worthy of sarcastic folklore.

Ajay and Steve spent a happy retirement learning how to scuba-dive and fence and their island pub for tourists flourished! Nash meanwhile never bothered them or bothered to look up what they were doing. He'd after all become a dinner-table discussion topic about druglord adventure heists. People in the criminal underworld remarked that the infamous CN was robbed but obtained a government gun in the happy alien process. Ajay and Steve knew they'd managed to balance robbing an evil man while negotiating a special life escape for themselves.