G.I. Joe: Vampire-Quest!

A Story by Abishai100

The old world of politics is transformed into a new vampire-Dianetics landscape consciousness, pitting two women from the great Joe-Cobra war as vampire-siren rivals.

This one last politically-oriented but more or less neutral fantasy-adventure inspired by G.I. Joe comics represents my lifelong fascination with dogma, so I hope you read it and like it! Signing off finally,

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As the new snake-lair of the super-terrorist organization Cobra was being built in the mountains of Europe near Belfast (Northern Ireland) where a Cobra faction was stationed to corrupt negotiations between the IRA and Sinn Fein and Parliament, the women of the Joe-Cobra war (the endless fight between the democracy-patriot American G.I. Joe paramilitary crusaders and the terrorist group Cobra) were evaluating their role in the emerging modern 'vampire-imagination' over-running the Earth. The past was all about barons and Nazis and terrorists with guns, but the new world was about vampire-clans with a taste for prestige and beauty and venom. The vampires were real blood-sucking humanoid creatured lurking all over Europe, and the women of the Joe-Cobra war wanted to analyze the positions of Cobra bases in this vampire momentum.

Lady Jaye, the wily female field-soldier of the G.I. Joe army transformed herself into the vampire-queen Akashi. Akashi now had the will and ability to track down other evil vampires in Europe and avoid any Cobra women who'd also transform into vampire women! Akashi was relentless and set to use blood-fighting tactics and crossbows to deter Cobra women-vampires from climbing the ladder of modern politics. Akashi was a real beautiful vampire heroine.

Lady Jaye's enemy and rival was the Cobra war-consultant, the evil woman known simply as the Baroness. The Baroness didn't want to be left out of this terrible Joe-Cobra vampire momentum in Europe and decided to herself transform into the vampire-siren b***h Nefertiti. As Nefertiti, Baroness could fight with Akashi (Lady Jaye) who'd prevent Cobra from seeping vampire-blood into American imagination and therefore corrupting the feminine aesthetic of fashionable American schools such as Oberlin and Dartmouth!

Meanwhile, kids all over Europe were purchasing nifty hand-crafted Lady Jaye and Baroness dolls and figurines, hoping the public involvement of women in the Joe-Cobra war would create a safer vampire consciousness on Earth. After all, paramilitary heroines and female nihilists/terrorists were honestly not as disarming as blood-sucking vampires. This was the new atmosphere of worldly battle, and Akashi (Lady Jaye) and Nefertiti (Baroness) were embracing why warfare in this new era was as much about craftsmanship as it was about real darkness!

Akashi and Nefertiti both attended a high-school youth spirit rally in Eastern Europe featuring female cheerleaders promoting the lauded sports-teams of the school itself inside a large gymnasium. Akashi and Nefertiti were disguised as part-time recently employed female security officers and both took noticed of how many students at the rally were actually vampires, since both women of the Joe-Cobra war had a special dystopian sixth sense.

Afterwards, Akashi and Nefertiti battled each other in the field outside the school, armed with specialized laser-weapons. These two women of the great and terrible Joe-Cobra war, now formally vampire-females of the deep, were immersed in the modern intrigue of re-oriented socialized terrorism.

Who would win the coveted Glass Tiger award in this vampire-queen battle between Akashi (Lady Jaye) and Nefertiti (Baroness)? Whoever won this symbolic dystopian trophy could be declared a righteous new era European femme-fatale. This was real dialogic intrigue, and even Islamic professors were interested in casting this issue in the modern classroom.

Whoever won this war of Europa would emerge as the real emissary of new era Ivy League intelligence. This was a battle of real Oxford fashion, and the stakes reached youngsters all over Europe!

The king-vampire Lestat sat on his throne in Europe and counted the new kinds of terrorism emerging from this developed sense of transformed terrorism. The vampire intelligence had replaced the Communist one, and warriors of this new era were thinking as much about the sweet mouth of prowess and masquerade as they were about the tangibility of power structure reinvention. Because of 9/11 perhaps, the world was much more sensitive about perceived Occidental governance. Lestat the vampire knew this and would test the mettle of both Akashi and Nefertiti.