Irish Barbie

An ethnic Barbie doll is marketed by some key sociocultural characters in the new millennium seeking new ways of celebrating global designs!

I'll sign off with a light-hearted ode to Irish Barbie! Thanks for reading, 

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The world was capital. Everything was capitalism. A bank robbing gang in Northern Ireland called the Rabbits were performing masked heists to make outlandish statements about the flaws in capitalism consciousness. This was a time of great commercial vanities!

Isaac Satan (code-name: Green Shadow) was an Algerian-American operative for the CIA and assisting P-IRA (Provisional Irish Republican Army) in Northern Ireland to coordinate efforts to forge new bridges of dialogue with Sinn Fein and Parliament. Green Shadow (Isaac Satan) was also tracking the Rabbits gang of bank robbers in Northern Ireland.

The CIA was working to secure travel highways for Aer Lingus, Ireland's national airline company, and secure it from the anti-globalization threat of new age terrorism and therefore secure commercial networks linked to various United Kingdom area companies such as British Petroleum (BP).

Meanwhile, P-IRA was concerned about media access and employment challenges faced by the Irish Catholic minority in Belfast seeking to live alongside British Protestants as equal citizens of the United Kingdom (UK). P-IRA was dealing with new era capitalism concerns while coordinating age-old methods of anti-military operations in Northern Ireland!

An Irish dollmaker in Belfast was busy crafting homemade IRA girls' dolls to spread the patriotic message that Protestant-Catholic divisions would spell disaster for the global Christian community in this age of commercial vanities!

Isaac (Green Shadow) decided to market some Cossacks commando war comics and novels in the Irish underground to promote more education and creative interest in pluralist thinking among IRA sympathizers and link the group to some inventive Chechnyan (Russian) reformatory groups in Eastern Europe. Green Shadow hoped to build special commercial aesthetic bridges to change the image of paranoia bent terrorism.

Sharapova, a celebrity Russian tennis player happened to be a big fan of Cossack comics and found Isaac's blogs on the Internet and began researching ties between Chechnya and the IRA on the Internet. She decided to contact Isaac, and he told her she might help him market some commercial items in the media regarding the tokens of modern geopolitical imagination such as British Petroleum (BP) and Lamborghini (Italian cars). Sharapova was intrigued.

Sharapova presented her Cossacks comics collection to Isaac ('Green Shadow') who then decided she'd be the ideal spokesperson for a special media-driven comics and doll marketing campaign aimed at the United Kingdom (UK) in the new millennium.

The main target for Green Shadow's marketing campaign was the illustrious Irish Barbie doll, already popular among Irish Catholic girls in Northern Ireland. This vintage Barbie ethnic rendition featured colorful costumes and traditional Irish aesthetics for the canonical consumerism-symbolic girls' doll in modern capitalism!

Isaac ('Green Shadow') and Sharapova began marketing all kinds of Irish Barbie dolls on the Internet and talking about Cossack comics as well as related tokens of new age pluralism-themed youth entertainment and hence oddly democratic education in an otherwise commerce driven traffic-encumbered world lacking in some basic human youthfulness!

Isaac ('Green Shadow') and Sharapova recruited a young Irish-American woman from Boston (USA) to become their North American media spokesmodel for their Irish Barbie doll marketing campaign on the Internet. Green Shadow presented this platform to leaders of Sinn Fein, the legal and nonviolent 'wing' of the various factions of the IRA in the United Kingdom (UK).

Of course, irish Barbie dolls were nothing new to legions of girls in America and Europe who loved the idea of Barbie becoming a Gaelic cutie. They liked Irish Barbie for her trumpeting of traditional Irish costumes and dress.

Sinn Fein asked Prince William and Princess Kate to model some green dresses made by fashion-designers of a democratic flair for a special magazine feature in Europe about the appeal of fashion and aesthetics in the modern world of commerce-driven political diarism!

Isaac ('Green Shadow') then had his associates at the CIA and P-IRA market a special land-rover off-road green vehicle advertised now as Irish Barbie's special 'adventure' roadster. This was ironically fun media in the otherwise depressing world of Protestant-Catholic conflict in Northern Ireland.

As supporters of the IRA continued to argue for more awareness of the root causes of socioeconomic disparities between the Irish Catholic minority in Northern Ireland and British Protestant majority, Sinn Fein wondered how all this modern media would shape humanity's views on 'televised' democracy!

ISAAC: As long as Protestants and Catholics are not seen as equals or think of themselves as equals in the United Kingdom, there will never be fun comics and doll markets for our youngsters who're sincerely interested in the adventure of new age patriotism...and storytelling!

Sharapova meanwhile managed to capture a major US indoor women's tennis title and said in her trophy-award speech, "I'd like to dedicate this trophy to the numerous Irish Catholic girls in Northern Ireland trying to enjoy modern sports and entertainment while absorbing the modern grave problem of social terrorism and political confusion."

Isaac decided to market a Dr. Seuss story he felt was symbolic of the Protestant-Catholic 'diet' of lifestyle temperance, a temperance that could hopefully shape useful attitudes towards living peace...and commerce.

Would Irish Barbie reach the same level of popularity as other ethnic products in the modern consumer market and therefore be presented in various schools as symbolic tokens of an emerging diary fashion aesthetic?

Barbie represented the cool society fashions of a life embraced in dynamic form, a celebration of cars, dollhouses, and fancy dress that girls liked to adorn around the world. How would Irish Barbie fit into this capitalist schema of lifestyle-driven beauty?

In the age of computers, everything was designed, and Isaac Satan ('Green Shadow') understood this very well!

New age movies about espionage and terrorism and globalization intrigue such as Spy Game reinforced the notion that politics and media were now wed...and dancing!

Americans had loved consumerism entertainment items such as Sports Illustrated's Swimsuit Issue, so how would Irish-Americans embrace the idea of an Irish Barbie doll entering this landscape of democratic vanities?

If Irish Barbie was to receive the same esteem as African-American Barbie or Native-American Barbie or Hawaiian Barbie or other ethnic Barbies, crusaders like Isaac Satan ('Green Shadow') would have to find ways to use modern media to wed society with sociocultural drama (e.g., Wall Street).

GREEN SHADOW: We want Protestants and Catholics in the United Kingdom to appreciate and celebrate Wimbledon, Irish Barbie, and British Petroleum as tokens of an emerging promising capitalism daydream! That's the goal of modern politics.

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)