The Prince and the Stewardess: IRA

A Story by Abishai100

A resourceful Algerian prince and revolutionary (code-name: Green Shadow) uses commercial networks to create Protestant-Catholic 'discos' in the United Kingdom.

One last 'society consciousness' vignette about Protestant-Catholic democracy in Northern Ireland, and this final final piece references the popular and colorful Irish airline company, Aer Lingus. God bless (signing off),

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Isaac Satan was a prince in North America investing heavily in Aer Lingus, Ireland's national airline company. No one really knew why.

Of course, Aer Lingus had become a global symbol of modern capitalism representative of the travel/tourism industry. The commercial successes of Aer Lingus reflected the European commitmen to use capitalism to forward discussions about peaceful exchange and travel in the modern world.

However, Isaac was just trying to court and date beautiful Irish stewardesses working for Aer Lingus. That's why he purchased a huge share of the Irish airline company. He was both a prince and a playboy.

Isaac Satan's one Irish stewardess girlfriend working for Aer Lingus was Pamela Collins a redhead bombshell who modeled in lingerie for Isaac's artisic photos about the beauty and sensual allure of Irish women. Isaac used these images to make online magazine collages about modern vanity.

It turned out Isaac Satan was an underground operative for P-IRA (Provisional Irish Republican Army), with the field-alias 'Green Shadow' given him by Sinn Fein. Isaac was Algerian by ancestry and had relatives in the FLN revolution against French colonial rule, but he found passion in the Irish cause in Northern Ireland, fighting to obtain more media access and civil rights for the Irish Catholic minority living alongside the population majority of British Protestants who'd settled in Belfast for generations as colonists, creating uncomfortable silences with Catholics. Isaac ('Green Shadow') carried out masked raids/strikes on British police and military barracks in Northern Ireland as well as gathering munitions and resources in the black market to primarily deal with British military helicopters hovering over Belfast even during the Coronavirus quarantine. Isaac ('Green Shadow') therefore had some secret ulterior motive(!) when courting gorgeous Irish stewardesses working for Aer Lingus. What was Green Shadow's pro-Catholic scheme?

Green Shadow believed the Protestant-Catholic rift in the United Kingdom comprised the worst problem in the Christian global community. Because more media attention was afforded to the hairy Israel-Palestine problem and its impact on petroleum and peace, very few social leaders paid much attention to the troubles between British Protestants and Irish Catholics who felt that English Parliament was neglecting regional cohabitation employment office recruitment policies which created economic strains and inter-religious distrust. In other words, Green Shadow was part of the P-IRA mission to bring to focus the serious problem of inter-religious conflicts in Northern Ireland created purely by poor economic governance in Parliament catalyzing all kinds of lifestyle depression! This was the real 'tone' of the modern IRA.

Isaac studied at the Ivy League and was well-versed in revolutionary literature such as Frantz Fanon and Che Guevara. He learned about the fearful Black-and-Tan unit of hand-selected 20th Century British Protestant street-enforcers and 'lawmen' monitored and praised by high British leaders including Winston Churchill. These rough and merciless Black-and-Tans would execute severe gutting and interrogation in Irish communities, determined to completely isolate IRA members and sympathizers as rabble-rousers. Isaac discovered the Black-and-Tans were symbols of British Empire stubbornness.

ISAAC SATAN ('GREEN SHADOW'): I'm recruiting these attractive Irish stewardesses working for Aer Lingus to become part of a modern media online 'magazine' showcasing our intention to use fashion, commerce, lifestyle, and society aesthetics to champion creative forms of optimism regarding capitalism/tourism driven Protestant-Catholic romance! With these beautiful Irish women, we might clear up the hellfire regarding the terrible Irish Catholic experience with the Protestant 'Black-and-Tan' diaries in the 20th Century! (Notes on P-IRA Media)

Because the IRA and its various factions had no qualms with the recruitment of Irish women in various revolutionary initiatives, Isaac ('Green Shadow') did not have personal doubts regarding the marketing/presentation of attractive Irish stewardesses for his media magazine ads about the modern glory of capitalism-driven social exchange and culture exposure. After all, the foundation of some of the P-IRA work Green Shadow was performing was oriented only towards the devastation of military targets and vehicles.

Isaac Satan ('Green Shadow') likened his pro-IRA and anti-dogma campaign in the 21st Century to a comic book like 'vigilante crusade' to force the leaders of the world and British governors to deal with the deepening Protestant-Catholic division in Northern Ireland created by economic inequality. He suggested that modern IRA members who weren't considered maniacs and fanatics would be likened to Robin Hood and seeking to use underground tactics to destroy the old-world images of villainy oriented human torture veiled under the convenient guise of necessary evil. This was the sort of comic book folklore, Green Shadow argued, that literally destroyed Protestant-Catholic diaries.

Isaac Satan's newest Irish stewardess girlfriend, Megan Joyce, was a red-hot woman whom Isaac ('Green Shadow') cast in one of his online media magazines on pirate-Internet as a modern siren of commercial hospitality in the modern world. Green Shadow suggested that Megan was like a nightingale of modern travel and re-presented social views on the insanity of Protestant-Catholic distrust and the neglect of these sociocultural and inter-religious dogmas in preference for petroleum-driven Israel-Palestine television!

Was this 'tactic' of Green Shadow (Isaac Satan) useful? Was there real modern merit to the use of tourism imagery in media to advocate the improvement of Protestant-Catholic relations based on new world economics and creative governance? Could the tourism and hospitality industry in the United Kindgom truly heal the scars of inter-religious chaos? Would social leaders address this Protestant-Catholic fury as seriously as they had the Israel-Palestine bank?

Isaac Satan was educated in psychology and literature at Dartmouth College and took informative courses on modern education. He wanted to someday become a teacher/educator of media-driven socialization principles and democratic rhetoric as they related to globalized capitalism ideology. He wanted to visit a Belfast as a peaceful prince(!) and tourist, to discover the natural splendor of images of Protestant and Catholic children playing side-by-side as equal 'elves' of imagination.

GREEN SHADOW: As long as there's Protestant-Catholic distrust in the United Kingdom, the Christian global community will never feel like it's immune from the real problem of masked depravity!

Isaac was sharing a delicious bowl of Lucky Charms cereal one Sunday morning with his gorgeous Irish stewardess girlfriend Megan after they shared an intimate evening together in Dublin (Ireland). He told her he'd marry her someday...if there was real commercial scope for settling down in Belfast (Northern Ireland) as a peaceful prince of shopping.

Meanwhile, Green Shadow as busy circulating video-games featuring IRA combats and masked guerrillas devoted to drawing attention away from Israel-Palestine and towards the disenchanting United Kingdom!

Green Shadow managed to cleverly used trendy and symbolic images from media to re-cast the Protestant-Catholic rift in Northern Ireland as a modern problem of dialogue. Was he descriptive?

Isaac's newest Irish stewardess girlfriend, Maureen O'Hara, named after the iconic Hollywood actress, was a stunner, and he used her photos for a pirate-Internet magazine/blog about the corruption of beauty in modern times by corrupting thoughts about basic social and inter-religious depression. He was just depressed about Protestant-Catholic distancing!

Would the world ever treat the Protestant-Catholic separation in the United Kingdom as seriously as the age-old Israel-Palestine problem? Would worldly multicultural figures in Irish politics in Europe such as Green Shadow (Isaac Satan) persuade social leaders to think of the Protestant-Catholic division/distrust in Northern Ireland as a serious threat to the traffic imagination in the Christian community? Would interests in Judaism-Islam continue to dominate globalization literature because of OPEC?

GREEN SHADOW: I'm of Algerian descent, so I advertise the Irish consumerism of McDonnells authentic Original Curry Sauce (canned) in supermarkets across the United Kingdom. This sort of multicultural capitalism promotes more Protestant-Catholic daydreams.

Isaac noticed colorful modern comic book movies featuring daring American crusaders/soldiers engaged in anti-terrorism and anti-fascism missions and wondered how such folklore and storytelling would affect modern youngsters' attitudes towards addressing Protestant-Catholic dystopia as definitively as they did Israel-Palestine dungeons.

Isaac was a huge fan of the Irish-American Hollywood celebrity-actress Maureen O'Hara and considered her film The Quiet Man starring John Wayne representative of the 'designed flair' of Irish culture and spirit.

Why did Protestants and Catholics continue to argue in Northern Ireland? Could commerce and trade and exchange and educational games encourage more media optimism and social peace and create less need for governmental dialogue? Would Sinn Fein, the legal and political 'arm' of the IRA, find new ways to champion Protestant-Catholic diction in Parliament? Would the Algerian prince Isaac Satan discover the magic of Protestant-Catholic dances?

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)