Mia Hamm: Soccer/Sweater

American female soccer star Mia Hamm helps market special signed Christmas soccer print sweaters to celebrate the world relief of having finally and miraculously overcome the Coronavirus shock!

Here's a cheerful social network parable about Coronavirus time hope and energy and references the media appeal of US women's national soccer team standout and sports icon Mia Hamm who helped her team win multiple titles. Thanks so much (signing off),


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Mia Hamm had become a very ambitious and successful female soccer star and had helped the US women's national soccer team capture its 4th World Cup title. Hamm was approached by a special merchandising expert who wanted to use her celebrity status to market a new soccer Christmas sweater in department stores all over the USA since the world had just overcome the Coronavirus pandemic. Hamm was a bit reluctant but understood that the global quarantine during the Coronavirus pandemic forced people to study and work from home, making the Internet and TV much more valuable to civilization functionality and that many sports fans were watching replays of the women's World Cup soccer tournament on YouTube during the mass quarantine to feel more cheerful about outdoor social activity such as sports.

Mia Hamm agreed to do the Christmas soccer sweater marketing campaign for her new merchandising expert friend who wanted to take advantage of the post-pandemic relief and global optimism. After all, women's sports had come a long way in the age of modern media and video. Hamm hand-signed numerous digital-art printed Christmas soccer sweaters which would be sold at Target, WalMart, KMart, and Ross department stores across America for the post-pandemic holiday season. These sweaters just ranged from $35-50 and were nicely made and boasted ornate and pleasing designs and usually a silhouette of a skilled soccer star. Hamm would get a small percentage of the profits from sales and decided to donate 50% of these cool earnings to a UN children's relief group.

HAMM: "These signed Christmas sweaters are a nice toast to the shared world relief that the terrible Coronavirus has finally passed us and we're all safe to go outside again and work, play, and study! These Christmas sweaters are a nice symbol of how consumerism and commerce can accent our shared human passion for persevering through times of global fear. I'm so appreciative of how the quarantine safety time moved numerous sports fans to upload and watch women's World Cup soccer games on YouTube and consider how passionate social activity reminds us of the energy of human networks!"

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"Money is everything" (Ecclesiastes)