The Satan Twins: European Chips/Debt

Twins travel to Europe to escape 'capitalism-darkness' by pulling off a dressy heist of a dioramic bank in the summer of 2020!

I couldn't resist the temptation of offering up another fun capitalism-diatribe heist-tale (I've written multiple on Writer's Cafe), and this last one is my favorite, so I hope you all read it and find it deadly-cool!

Signing off,

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"Ajay and Amlan Satan were two Algerian-Americans living in Washington and planning the ultimate heist of a European computerized bank during the summer of 2020. These two twin-brothers were sharp and dreamed of being cops but became boring computer-software employees in America. Now, they daydreamed about escaping the nearly-Satanic boredom of capitalism-labors in the USA by planning a choreographed heist of a computer-systems bank in Europe. Ajay and Amlan wondered now more than ever what their life would have been like had they decided to become officers of the law!"

"The twins purchased a bunch of water-pistols and headed to Europe that summer. They also brought with them two briefcases containing experimental microprocessor-chips ideal for a computerized bank. They also purchased nifty plastic masks for their theatrical heist and considered how such a capitalism-sardonic heist of goods from a computer-sophisticated European bank would be portrayed in media and modern folklore! The Satan twins loved their water-pistols and intended to make the toy-guns an integral part of their theatrical mission that summer!"

"One of the female employees in the European bank the Satan twins staked-out prior to robbing was an attractive blonde named Julia. She had thick gorgeous blonde hair and was a highly-professional bank employee. They immediately recognized that Julia would be able to sniff out any 'amateur' robber trying to use some mediocre theatrical scheme to pull off a heist at a computer-sophisticated bank. Therefore, Ajay and Amlan planned so they'd be sure they'd not fall into any capture-maneuver by this attractive but astute bank employee in Europe."

"The twins put on their masks and brought all their gear and wore similar clothing and began to prepare to walk into the bank as theatrical computer-software salesmen! The Satan twins would showcase their microprocessor-chips to the bank computer-station tellers and manager and then asked to be escorted into the main vault-room where there were special pure diamonds as well as a good amount of money. Ajay and Amlan Satan wanted this heist to go smoothly and be something no one else could copy or mimic!"

"The twins put on some nice clothing, similar in style and appearance, to complement their masks, and they carried their briefcases as they walked towards the bank from their European hotel! It was a bright warm sunny day in July, and Europeans were somewhat bored with plain old news-stories about Euronext, Real Madrid soccer, and Trump's visits to London and Paris. Everyone was looking for something unusual and perhaps even extraordinary that summer, and the Satan twins believed they possessed the right style, wit, and ambition to pull of this elegant heist."

"The bank they entered wearing masks and carrying their briefcases was quite sophisticated! The Satan twins walked up to the one of the computer-station tellers/employees and opened their briefcases and showcased their new microprocessor-chips inside. They explained they were employees from Microsoft wearing masks to design an in-house bank theatrical presentation of the power of these new microprocessor-chips their company recently designed and requested to speak with the bank manager. The manager came out to greet the two colorful masked Microsoft salesmen."

"The Satan twins told the bank manager the microprocessor-chips they were promoting that day would facilitate much more efficient inventory and records keeping, storing, and transmission because of a fancy new double-series processing circuit which would be fitted to a parallel-descending algorithm. The bank manager was quite impressed, and the Satan twins provided him with a special 'demo' at one of the computer-stations in the bank. The bank manager was even more impressed, and the Satan twins then asked the bank manager to be escorted inside the vault-room so they could take photos of the assets (money and diamonds) inside the bank for their cataloged presentation of the bank's value for Microsoft. When the manager giggled and agreed to do so, the twins walked into the vault room and began placing the diamonds from the diamond-box and a good deal of the money from the money stacks into a duffel-bag inside their briefcase. When the manager asked them why they were doing this, the Satan twins explained they were simply going to transport the valuables to a Microsoft station in a nearby cafe along with one of the bank security-guards after boarding a bus which arrived right outside the bank and then bring back the items with the Microsoft representatives. The manager giggled again and then escorted them out of the bank, so they could board their special 'PR-passenger' bus. The Satan twins left the bank that day with diamonds worth over $20 million!"

"The security-guard who escorted the Satan twins to the Microsoft 'cafe station' was actually an American who was recently hired by the bank after moving to Europe. This man, James Bale, was friends with the astute and attractive female bank employee Julia, whom the Satan twins avoided like the plague, certain she'd be suspicious of some kind of foul-play, given her shrewdness. James was told by the bank manager and the Satan twins that this maneuver of the escorting of the diamonds and money to the nearby Microsoft cafe station was a PR-gesture for the media! When the Satan twins brought the cowboy-hat wearing James Bale (the European bank security-guard) to the cafe where they were supposed to meet Microsoft representatives, they told him to sit and wait for the representatives to arrive. The twins then went to the cafe bathroom with their duffel-bags of diamonds/money and swapped them with duffel-bags (already pre-hidden inside the bank!) with heavy rubber. They gave the bologna-bags to James Bale and then told him to just wait for the Microsoft representatives to arrive. The twins then fled with the actual duffel-bags hidden in the bathroom. When James returned to the bank with the duffel-bags with only heavy rubber after the Microsoft representatives never arrived, he told the manager the twins were betrayed by a delayed Microsoft team!"

"The twins (Ajay and Amlan Satan) then boarded a special charter-jet and flew to Oahu (Hawaii) with the duffel-bags filled with diamonds and money! By the time the European bank manager and the inside personnel of the bank actually opened up the duffel-bags duped security-guard James Bale brought back carrying only heavy rubber, the Satan twins had been well on their way to escape. The bank manager realized their bank was well-conned and robbed by a pair of ingenious masked capitalism-parodying theatrical master-thieves who'd obviously orchestrated an outrageous heist to 'capitalize' their little European vacation. The Satan twins had manged to outwit an entire computerized 'design-symbolic' establishment and walked away with great 'decorative' assets. This was a nice story of 'man versus machine' for 21st Century dreamers."

"Ajay and Amlan Satan flew to Oahu (Hawaii) and spent their money and sold their diamonds and purchased a gorgeous apartment near the water and spent their days glorying in their escape from the tedious bureaucracy of 'normal' capitalism! They'd become the ultimate work-force dropouts and thanks to a bit of 'traffic genius' and methodical planning, they'd become ideal 'messengers' of anti-capitalism Dianetics. What would their story reveal if it was ever exposed to the public?"

"For the love of money is the root of all evil: which while some coveted after, they have erred from the faith, and pierced themselves through with many sorrows" (1 Timothy 6:10, KJV Bible).

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